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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.56
| | Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 03:01 pm: | |
I've got a new girlfriend from Czechoslovakia. We were getting on great until she took 3 days to hoover the living room. Then I found out she's not a Czech, she's a Slovak...
I'll get me coat |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.251.181
| | Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 04:30 pm: | |
... Nope. Plum don't get it.
Is this another Brit thing, or am I being dense again? |
Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.56
| | Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 04:37 pm: | |
Not a brit thing unless - do they not vacuum the floors in America? |
Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b
Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.4
| | Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 04:44 pm: | |
I knew it was some kind of a joke the minute you mentioned having a girlfriend...  |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.251.181
| | Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 04:52 pm: | |
Ah. Now I get it. It was just a bad joke.
Ugh.... Why do you make me strain that poor brain cell of mine?... You know he doesn't like you very much.... |
Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b
Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.4
| | Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 04:56 pm: | |
It's to stop you writing screenplays for Michael Bay films. |
Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec
Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 82.38.75.85
| | Posted on Thursday, April 01, 2010 - 05:10 pm: | |
And I got all excited at Weber's first sentence, thinking that he had found himself a nice lady friend to keep him happy!  |
Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.56
| | Posted on Thursday, April 15, 2010 - 05:57 pm: | |
I was in bed with her and she said to me "you've got the biggest c*** I've ever laid my hands on.
I said "Your pulling my leg". |
Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec
Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 82.38.75.85
| | Posted on Thursday, April 15, 2010 - 07:48 pm: | |
Weber!! 
I don't know where to look now ... |