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Mick Curtis (Mick)
Username: Mick

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.182.231.124
Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 06:03 pm:   

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2010.htm

"Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead."
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 213.122.209.76
Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 06:20 pm:   

Oh I love that contest! One of my all-time favourites is this one, from 2003:

The flock of geese flew overhead in a "V" formation - not in an old-fashioned-looking Times New Roman kind of a "V", branched out slightly at the two opposite arms at the top of the "V", nor in a more modern-looking, straight and crisp, linear Arial sort of "V" (although since they were flying, Arial might have been appropriate), but in a slightly asymmetric, tilting off-to-one-side sort of italicized Courier New-like "V" - and LaFonte knew that he was just the type of man to know the difference.
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 82.38.75.85
Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 06:21 pm:   


Those are hiliarious, Mick. Thanks for making me laugh out loud and scare my cat.

I particularly enjoyed this one:
>>t'Bleen and Golxxm squelched their way romantically along the slough beach beneath the three Sommodian moons, their eye-stalks occasionally touching, and tenderly belched sweet nothings like, "I don't think I've ever had such a charming evening," and, "Say, would you like to gnaw that hunk of suppurating tissue off my dorsal appendage—it really itches."<<
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Ian Alexander Martin (Iam)
Username: Iam

Registered: 10-2009
Posted From: 64.180.64.74
Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 11:00 pm:   

[rapidly adjusts beginning of master work which has been two decades in the making thereof]

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