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     David_lees (David_lees) Username: David_lees Registered: 12-2011 Posted From: 92.16.241.44 |
Just found out this hashtag was trending on Twitter a few days ago. It seemed to evolve from a news story about people not being allowed to leave a Mitt Romney rally (it turned out to be due to a security incident at one of the gates, not anything sinister). It is wonderful: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RomneyDeathRally&src=hash Originally Posted by @epomorski "I have a clear and unequivocal message..." We hear a roar of static and ear-splitting feedback. There is no microphone. Originally Posted by @PierreTheMime Terrible noneuclidean forms rise beyond the horizon and fill the blood-red skies. Endless laughter carries in the wind. Originally Posted by @CentipedeMouse Romney slices his arm. Bluish flame emerges. He is laughing now. His laughter is singsong now. Like tiny bells of flame. Originally Posted by @FrightenedTweet "In Ohio the machines will speak and we shall listen." Flesh is torn from the Romney's face to show the metal beneath. Originally Posted by @bizmarkiedesade What is Kali Ma? Staffers at #RomneyDeathRally won't explain anything. Chanting grows louder. Dogs are howling. My kids just want to go home Originally Posted by @KurtRexCooper "We can't leave!" screamed the woman hysterically, shaking the chain-link fence. The giant ants began to feast. #RomneyDeathRally Originally Posted by @bizmarkiedesade Backdrop at #RomneyDeathRally suggests campaign dropped "Believe in America" for a new motto: "NOW BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM." Originally Posted by @kaolinfire Romney takes the stage…and then another, and another. They pour in from the shadows, each arguing a different position. Originally Posted by @redfivetwo Crude oil bubbles up from the ground and the crowd begins panicking. "Friends!" Romney warbles, "Drink deep!" Originally Posted by @sea_trash Hooded guard at east gate won't say why monoliths are being erected at the four corners of stage. Air smells of smoke. Originally Posted by @jitka ONCE AGAIN LIBERAL MEDIA TELL LIES ABOUT MITT. SKULL "MOUNTAIN" ONLY SMALL SKULL PILE. NO "CACKLING," ONLY OMINOUS CHUCKLE #RomneyDeathRally Originally Posted by @Goodtweets69 Romney is holding what he claims is the skull of Ronald Reagan, is pouring blood on it, says it will make him 'live again' Originally Posted by @BadNewsCentral Reports of at least four identical Paul Ryans at #RomneyDeathRally Originally Posted by @redfivetwo AP - Ron Paul haunts the #RomneyDeathRally, moans constantly about ending the Fed and licks the tears from sobbing faces of supporters. Originally Posted by @AdamOverbay The cold light of a distant alien sun lights the arena surrounding #romneydeathrally. There can be no global warming where there is no air. Originally Posted by @JillSandwich The ballet interlude was a nice break, but Paul Ryan's back on stage calling for all unborn children to chew their way out Originally Posted by @steve_bornstein Bain Capital. Only two simple letters to hide their true purpose. Leathery wings and gleaming blades descend. All is lost. Originally Posted by @osborn7chris The Membrane-Dwellers whisper, "Romney is the change you yearn for." They're in our heads. Tears fall but we can't say no Originally Posted by @osborn7chris Ron Paul and Romney dance and twirl endlessly to a shrieking circus tune at the #RomneyDeathRally Originally Posted by @epomorski An Invocation, a Key, a Vault cracking open. Ron Paul strides forth bearing a golden standard, ablaze yet not burning. Originally Posted by @VEKrueger Men in black cloaks pound on drums and blast horns as a large cart arrives. A curtain is drawn. The lich Eastwood appears. Originally Posted by @DieRobinsonDie Joe Biden is chained to inverted cross, they're attaching runestones and leeches to him. He's struggling. There's a raffle | ||
| David_lees (David_lees) Username: David_lees Registered: 12-2011 Posted From: 92.16.241.44 |
"I will bring Reagan back to America!" Mitt opens his shirt to reveal the face of Reagan sewn to his belly. Its eyes open. | ||
| David_lees (David_lees) Username: David_lees Registered: 12-2011 Posted From: 92.16.241.44 |
As Clint Eastwood takes the stage the smell of death follows him. He points at a chair and says nothing, watches it decay. #Romneydeathrally | ||
| David_lees (David_lees) Username: David_lees Registered: 12-2011 Posted From: 92.16.241.44 |
Terrible snack bar at #romneydeathrally. The hot dogs turning on rollers have faces, sing in harmony "We were once like you." Sodas are $8. |