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David Lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 176.26.69.174
Posted on Thursday, September 05, 2013 - 11:28 pm:   

...that's there's a porno version of Re-Animator out there called Re-Penetrator.

From the studio also responsible for Evil Head and The XXXorcist.

I'd say it might be the only Lovecraftian porn movie out there, but I reckon someone in Japan has done something Cthulhu-related and frankly I just don't want to know about it.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.134.106.47
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 02:27 am:   

You want scary - look up clop fiction... is it called rule 37?
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 03:25 am:   

I saw a pretty good soft-core porno on Cinemax about a year ago, called: The Hills Have Thighs.

By pretty good, I mean... well, if I have to explain what I mean....
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Hubert (Hubert)
Username: Hubert

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 178.116.60.153
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 11:26 am:   

...that's there's a porno version of Re-Animator out there called Re-Penetrator.

With Barbara Crampton?
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 212.183.128.239
Posted on Friday, September 06, 2013 - 01:50 pm:   

I haven't watched soft-core porn since my teens and didn't find it particularly effective even then...
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David Lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 176.26.69.174
Posted on Saturday, September 07, 2013 - 11:05 pm:   

The best thing about softcore porn is laughing at the poor grasp of anatomy in the sex scenes.
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 86.24.62.55
Posted on Saturday, September 07, 2013 - 11:42 pm:   

Although the same could be said for hard core porn. Sometimes I'm not sure they even know what hole to go for.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Sunday, September 08, 2013 - 12:46 am:   

Sometimes I'm not sure they even know what hole to go for.

That's what's great about warm apple pie porn. You just make your own.
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 86.24.62.55
Posted on Sunday, September 08, 2013 - 01:28 am:   

Although it's always fun watching them miss.

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