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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.128.208.240
Posted on Monday, August 20, 2012 - 01:22 am:   

My optician told me I was colour-blind yesterday.

That was a bolt from the yellow.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Monday, August 20, 2012 - 04:50 am:   

http://youtu.be/h-XgvHPt1cg
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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 2.24.30.186
Posted on Monday, August 20, 2012 - 08:48 am:   

Don't do that, Weber. I mean giving a light thread a worrying headline. It's unfair.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.184.63
Posted on Monday, August 20, 2012 - 08:51 am:   

Yeah, and best to keep such casual material to a single thread. Otherwise the board gets clogged up with a load of unnecessary entries. Start a thread called WEBER'S JOKES or something. Then we all know what to avoid. :-)
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Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch)
Username: Mark_lynch

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 92.40.253.24
Posted on Monday, August 20, 2012 - 10:10 am:   

I always thought he was short a chromosome... Now it's official.
;-)
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David_lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 92.22.61.240
Posted on Monday, August 20, 2012 - 09:28 pm:   

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble letters this morning. Going for a crap later could spell TROUBLE.
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Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch)
Username: Mark_lynch

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 92.40.253.51
Posted on Monday, August 20, 2012 - 09:39 pm:   

Nothing like a shit joke to end things on...
Ahem.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.168.207.109
Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2012 - 12:31 am:   

This is a shit anagram
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2012 - 02:20 am:   

I should decry all this shit... but it's really not my doody.
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
Username: Jamie

Registered: 11-2008
Posted From: 173.32.63.252
Posted on Tuesday, August 21, 2012 - 09:53 pm:   

These crap jokes have me down in the dumps.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Wednesday, August 22, 2012 - 12:48 am:   

At least they're not corny.
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David_lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 92.22.61.240
Posted on Sunday, September 02, 2012 - 10:16 pm:   

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

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