| Author | Message | ||
     Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
I have a really important decision to make but I really don't know what to do. Do I have the Jam Doughnut or the Cherry Bakewell? I'd be a complete greedy pig if I had both and if I dither too long, they'll all be gone... | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
Go take a flying fuck at the first. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
Actually, I hate cherry. So definitely the first. What's that? What about your tastes? Like, whatever. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
I'm into cream scones at the moment: yummy. | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
I knew a girl called Bakewell once. She was a real tart. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
You introduced this whole thread in order to tell that joke, didn't you. Dearie, dearie me. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.219.8.243 |
I like creampie. Ahem. | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
No, that joke just occurred to me as I was munching the cherry bakewell. | ||
| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.37.199.45 |
Which cake always gets eaten first? Scone. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
Right, let's have another, then: you've got one minute. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
What's up, Weber? Google seized up?  | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
No I was being a big fat pig and I went to get a jam doughnut as a follow up to the bakewell | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
Can I have the jam doughnut if you haven't eaten it yet, Weber?  (I don't think I want it if you've already eaten it though  ) | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
Gary I doughnut knead google to help me make half-baked puns | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
No, just 36 minutes. | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
I am at work. I occasionally knead to do other things than posting on here. | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
Sometimes I have to fart, or scratch my balls | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
And when your balls are the size of mine, that can take some time... | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.219.8.243 |
To find them, you mean? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
They're in your mum's handbag. | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
Luckily I keep that with me at all times. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.255.50 |
Why are (here in the U.S., at least) powdered donuts the single most common of all packaged donuts - and yet no donut shop in existence offers one?... | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
Oh, the carbs... carbs... carbs... Must Leave Thread Now |