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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 02:46 pm:   

I have a really important decision to make but I really don't know what to do.

Do I have the Jam Doughnut or the Cherry Bakewell?

I'd be a complete greedy pig if I had both and if I dither too long, they'll all be gone...
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 02:49 pm:   

Go take a flying fuck at the first.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 02:50 pm:   

Actually, I hate cherry. So definitely the first.

What's that? What about your tastes?

Like, whatever.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 02:50 pm:   

I'm into cream scones at the moment: yummy.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 02:53 pm:   

I knew a girl called Bakewell once. She was a real tart.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 02:58 pm:   

You introduced this whole thread in order to tell that joke, didn't you. Dearie, dearie me.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:04 pm:   

I like creampie.

Ahem.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:06 pm:   

No, that joke just occurred to me as I was munching the cherry bakewell.
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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 217.37.199.45
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:08 pm:   

Which cake always gets eaten first?

Scone.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:08 pm:   

Right, let's have another, then: you've got one minute.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:15 pm:   

What's up, Weber? Google seized up? :-)
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:19 pm:   

No I was being a big fat pig and I went to get a jam doughnut as a follow up to the bakewell
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 82.38.75.85
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:39 pm:   

Can I have the jam doughnut if you haven't eaten it yet, Weber?

(I don't think I want it if you've already eaten it though )
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:44 pm:   

Gary

I doughnut knead google to help me make half-baked puns
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:47 pm:   

No, just 36 minutes. :-)
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:51 pm:   

I am at work. I occasionally knead to do other things than posting on here.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:51 pm:   

Sometimes I have to fart, or scratch my balls
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 03:56 pm:   

And when your balls are the size of mine, that can take some time...
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 04:04 pm:   

To find them, you mean?
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.90.161
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 04:11 pm:   

They're in your mum's handbag.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 04:14 pm:   

Luckily I keep that with me at all times.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.255.50
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 04:32 pm:   

Why are (here in the U.S., at least) powdered donuts the single most common of all packaged donuts - and yet no donut shop in existence offers one?...
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Niki Flynn (Niki)
Username: Niki

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 78.32.69.29
Posted on Friday, September 04, 2009 - 05:52 pm:   

Oh, the carbs... carbs... carbs...

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