| Author | Message | ||
     Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
While I was walking to work this morning in the rain I had a great idea that I think I should develop and take in to Dragon's Den. An old coat of mine had an absorbant hem at the base of the coat except for where the zip was. As a result, if I was caught out in the rain, the rain would be absorbed most of the way round but would run off the coat freely where the leather flap covering the zip was. As the coat was hip length, this meant that my trousers would be more soaked about the crotch area than anywhere else - making it look like I'd peed myself. My idea for Dragon's den is a coat which has a very similar hemline but the coat will come down to mid thigh and the "rain funnel" will soak the geg close to the knee. Therefore it will still look like I've peed myself, but... and this is the clever bit...it will also look like I've got a huge penis. What do you think?  | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.90.161 |
I'm out. | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
Weber, you're so funny. That did make me chuckle.  | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.240.106 |
I was expecting that to be as rubbish as your other jokes, Weber, but it was actually very funny... GF's response was even better. | ||
| Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch) Username: Mark_lynch Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.171.129.74 |
What per cent are you offering, Webber, for a share of the company? Remember it's important not to go in too high with your valuation. Theo's the one in retail, so he'd be your main dragon to go for. | ||
| Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch) Username: Mark_lynch Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.171.129.74 |
Also, do you have a full patent? | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
You mean, have I got the full package? No. That's why I need to get this coat into production. |