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     Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.115.49 |
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| Gcw (Gcw) Username: Gcw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.158.238.131 |
Jesus'S Wept! -Loud Mouth Women! - I got one Lord! - Set her right! Yee-haw boy! gcw | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.115.49 |
Nicked from this site:- http://pleated-jeans.com/2010/05/20/15-awful-examples-of-christian-propagand/ | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.115.49 |
"High fallutent"? High falutin', surely? | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.115.49 |
"Fullutent"... | ||
| Gcw (Gcw) Username: Gcw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.158.238.131 |
To be fair, they have been quite extensive in their coverage of the human race. Indeed, I fall into several of the catagories! Repent Sinner! gcw | ||
| Gcw (Gcw) Username: Gcw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.158.238.131 |
High Fallutent after a curry mayhap...  gcw | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 82.17.252.126 |
I qualify for twelve of those! Makes a man feel right proud. | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 82.17.252.126 |
What's a PK? | ||
| Ian Alexander Martin (Iam) Username: Iam Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 64.180.64.74 |
I would have defined "P.K." as being the off-spring of a Minister; "Preacher's Kid", you see. One suspects that's not the case here, however. What's quite concerning is the cry against "effeminate men". While homosexuality is a typical part of the 'wing-nut' brigade, it seems that now one cannot even be someone considered "girlish". Can someone please tell me where the line is drawn? How "butch" or "manly" must someone be now? One likes to be acceptable, you know... | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.115.49 |
From the same page:-  | ||
| Ian Alexander Martin (Iam) Username: Iam Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 64.180.64.74 |
Shouldn't the first concern about the above be that... well... OLDER MEN ARE HAVING SEX WITH SCHOOLGIRLS? Sorry, I'm applying logic and common sense, aren't I? | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.248.240 |
They need to define "older." And "school girls." | ||
| Degsy (Degsy) Username: Degsy Registered: 08-2010 Posted From: 86.134.93.9 |
>>To be fair, they have been quite extensive in their coverage of the human race. Indeed, I fall into several of the catagories!<< Yes Sir. I reckon that just about everyone on this message board is heading straight for the fiery nether regions! | ||
| Ian Alexander Martin (Iam) Username: Iam Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 64.180.64.74 |
Yup, it's the best looking part of some people. | ||
| Gcw (Gcw) Username: Gcw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.158.238.131 |
Is it ok if you dress the Missus up as a 'Waterloo Road' Minky Nymphet though? (I'll get me coat....) gcw | ||
| Gcw (Gcw) Username: Gcw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.158.238.131 |
I got called a fucking bender at work the other day...I love that word...bender, it's so British!. These people think reading a book is subversive so I'm happy to be a bender really. gcw | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 82.17.252.126 |
Taking them at face value does that mean pigs that don't like getting mucky are hellward bound? Also what designates "perverts" in their eyes? I may qualify for 13 depending on the definition and what bedroom antics are allowed or proscribed... and does smoking the odd spliff without inhaling (could never master the knack) constitute a "druggie" - then again I did try magic mushrooms once, make that 14! Aww, to hell with it!! Yep folks - I'm a druggie, feminist, drunkard of a Catholic, new-age, environmentally concerned, abortionist, fornicating pervert and a spiritually bemused, lying, liberal, highly flatulent, sports nut bastard with a one-way ticket to Satan's steamy playroom!! Yeehaa!!!! | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
Stevie - you sound like just my kind of guy!  Honestly, some of the things on that site are just unbelievable. The one which shows, by some spurious statistics, how homosexuals are serial killers is beyond contempt. And what about the colouring book which teaches kids racial intolerance? Utterly mad.  | ||
| Kate (Kathleen) Username: Kathleen Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 213.122.209.76 |
Ah, that Jack Chick one brings back memories! When I was in high school his brain-dead disciples would leave those wacky tracts in strategic places where we wayward teenagers could find them and be "saved" - usually toilets and the haunted house where I worked at Halloween. Jack Chick was a cult figure for us and we collected the tracts to trade with our friends.  What a tosser. "Dark Dungeons" was one of my favourites:  They're all online here: http://www.chickcomics.com/ And this parody site is brilliant: http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/archive.html | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.115.49 |
I've never heard of Jack Chick - those sites are hilarious! 'What a tosser' indeed... | ||
| Ian Alexander Martin (Iam) Username: Iam Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 64.180.64.74 |
I've never heard of these insane little bits of lunacy either. I've just stopping reading them before it's gone 2pm or something stupid like that and I've got no further than this as a result. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.5.11.15 |
"I want You [Jesus] to be in charge of everything... not that lousy D&D manual...." Ha! I'm not laughing at the religion behind it, but at their crazy notions of 80's gaming! Hell, I'd like to turn this one pamphlet into a movie.... | ||
| Ian Alexander Martin (Iam) Username: Iam Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 64.180.64.74 |
I'd still like to know how dead butch I need to become, however. Ladies (or men, really); any tips? How manly is one in order to no longer be 'effeminate'? | ||
| Kate (Kathleen) Username: Kathleen Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 213.122.209.76 |
Perhaps you should write to one of the fundy groups for their advice, Ian. You could give them a list of your manly accomplishments (number of gay bars and abortion clinics bombed, number of "loud mouth" women put in their place, etc.) and they could tell you where the line is. You might even try contacting that "gay converter" who was in Brüno - I'm sure he'd be delighted to help you.  | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.239.200 |
The problem is, that if Ian's asking at all?... then he's WAAAAAY too effeminate....  | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.121.214.11 |
Damn! I only belong in 5 or 6 of those depending on definitions. I love that only one apostophe on that sign actually should be there. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.245.229 |
I'm actually quite skeptical of that sign. It's too over-the-top, reeks of someone trying to make fun of Christianity, trying too hard. The overuse of apostrophes... "loud mouth women"... "fallutent"... "sophisticated swine".... Nah, my spidey-sense tells me this isn't authentic at all.... | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 194.32.31.1 |
I still want to know what a PK is?!?! | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
>>I still want to know what a PK is?!?!<< Me too, Stevie - I haven't a clue.  | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.229.55 |
answers.com says P.K. is, "The logarithm (to base 10) of the reciprocal of the equilibrium constant for a specified reaction under specified conditions." So, am I against this high falutent P.K.? Yer darn tootin' I'm against it! | ||
| Ian Alexander Martin (Iam) Username: Iam Registered: 10-2009 Posted From: 64.180.64.74 |
A bit of digging on UrbanDictionary.com (not sure why I didn't go there to start) provided the following options: * Stands for purple kush, a potent strain of marijuana which can be purple coloured. Yo nigga i got a dank pickup of some PK lets go hit dat bong * abbreviation for pain killer SWIM blew a couple PKs and went to la la land * The word PK is an abbrieviated word which stands for PRETTY KENTS; this word which originally derived from hardcore girls in Melbourne and started off as a crew and now is used world wide. oh shit son, its namcy, anjoolah, lisa, leenah & annete they're such pk's i envy  * pussykiller: a man who eats real good pussy "i'm a pussykiller pk gurl i murder that shit"- YG Pushaz | ||
| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.37.199.45 |
I think the author is referring to the Promise Keepers, a right-wing Christian organisation in the UK that presumably he despises for the same good reasons that the Judean Popular Front despise the People's Front of Judea. I don't think the poster is a parody, but I do think its author has a sense of humour. 'Sports nuts' get on my nerves too. | ||
| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.37.199.45 |
Sorry, I meant in the USA. That's from Wiki by the way. | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 194.32.31.1 |
They couldn't mean psychokinetics (like Carrie White) by any chance?!  | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
It's a pity it doesn't stand for painkillers as I'm on plenty of those! (for medicinal purposes, you understand ) I think Craig's explanation is my favourite so far! | ||
| Skip (Wolfnoma) Username: Wolfnoma Registered: 07-2010 Posted From: 216.54.20.98 |
I have to say that the website these photos came from have been amusing me for the past 24 hours. Thank you Mick!  |