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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 05:41 pm:   

Dear All

While helping a friend clear out her parents' effects, recently, I stumbled on a tatty old pre-war tome called "The Monster Book for Girls". It was adorned with pictures of jolly school lasses wielding hockey sticks and was full of “thrilling adventure stories for girls”. I loved the title so much I’ve stolen it for a new Exaggerated Press anthology.

First it is not a book for teenagers or children.

What I’m looking for are stories inspired by the title, whatever (within the realms of decency, the title does, I’m afraid lend itself to a bit of nudge-nudge, wink-wink- sordidness) springs to mind and kick-starts the creative engine.

It doesn’t even have to be of the horror/fantastical genre. What is a monster anyway? Slipstream, thriller, romance, a mixture of genres would be interesting, whatever floats your (and my, of course) boat

Be warned; I don’t want (or like) teenage vampires, vampire angst or zombies or any other over-their-sell-by-date beasts. High-ish fantasy might be okay as long as it is original and features no grumpy dwarves or ethereal elves. Please don’t hurt children or gratuitously torture women (or men come to that).

Length: 3,500 words max, but I will negotiate if absolutely necessary. Submission deadline: 27th February 2011.

Submit as an RTF attachment to mbfg@hotmail.co.uk

Regards
Terry Grimwood
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.96.253.77
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 09:07 pm:   

Hello, Terry!
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 92.3.178.156
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 09:34 pm:   

Hello Gary

I'm currently reading "Rain Dogs" and what a fine tome it is. I'm all but halfway through, propping it up at the breakfast table and making myself late for work then keeping myself awake at night with it. Do you like the Tom Waits album of the same name by the way?

Terry
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 82.17.252.126
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 09:50 pm:   

Hi, Terry, and welcome.
What age group are these stories to be aimed at?

'Rain Dogs' is a brilliant album! Haven't read the book, yet...
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.96.253.77
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 10:11 pm:   

Hey, Terry - how kind. Much appreciated, mate. The title of the novel is a direct reference to Waits' amazing album (as is the little description of a Rain Dog at the start of the book).

Stevie - if you'd like a copy, let me know. The publisher went under and I managed to get all the remaining stock. You'll pay a fortune elsewhere, but I can do you a good deal.
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 82.17.252.126
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 10:24 pm:   

Send me an email on "my first initial & surname followed by the numbers 1, 2 and 3 @hotmail.com" - see, I'm learning.

Can't guarantee I'll read it straight away, Zed, but would be nice to have in the TBR pile.
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Mick Curtis (Mick)
Username: Mick

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.177.115.63
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 11:01 pm:   

Hi Terry - enjoyed our chat over curry. Rain Dogs is a great album and a great book too, I reckon!
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.31.223
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 11:03 pm:   

Stevie, Zed is an author of true unutterable amazing genius. He makes Heinlein and Greene look like Dib and Dob.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.96.253.77
Posted on Wednesday, September 22, 2010 - 11:04 pm:   

Done it. I think...
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 82.17.252.126
Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2010 - 01:04 am:   

Thanks, Gary, you're a mate - I've replied.
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Allybird (Allybird)
Username: Allybird

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 88.104.135.73
Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2010 - 11:01 am:   

Hi Terry,

Good to see you here!
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.209.217
Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2010 - 11:25 am:   

Welcome Terry!
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Thursday, September 23, 2010 - 01:31 pm:   

Thanks for the welcomes. Makes me feel nice.

Steve Walsh, the book is aimed at an adult audience, no, not that sort of adult,that's my story in "Blind Swimmer". By adult I mean grown-ups. Hope that helps.

And yes, Gery Mc is a fine, unflinching author and we all know him!

Regards
Terry
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 82.6.94.181
Posted on Sunday, October 03, 2010 - 10:25 pm:   

Just a posting to get this back on the radar. guidelines a few postings back on this page. I'm waiting...

Regards
Terry
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 81.152.74.159
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 07:36 am:   

I'll certainly be sending you something, but if the deadline's not until February, I've got a couple of other stories I need to finish first!
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.166.117.210
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 01:43 pm:   

I'd love to submit something but doubt I'll have the time to write anything - good luck with this though, Terry!
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 129.11.76.230
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 02:11 pm:   

I've got plenty of time.
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.209.217
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 02:16 pm:   

I should be able to drum something up...
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Allybird (Allybird)
Username: Allybird

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 88.104.129.3
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 02:18 pm:   

I'm tied up with projects too, Terry...but wishing you luck!
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Steve Bacon (Stevebacon)
Username: Stevebacon

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 90.209.220.4
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 09:01 pm:   

I'm thinking of having a crack at it, Terry, so prepare the rejection email. :-)

Mind, I don't know if I can manage anything under 3.5k...
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John Forth (John)
Username: John

Registered: 05-2008
Posted From: 82.24.1.217
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 10:16 pm:   

Yep, I'll be sending something over within the next couple of weeks as well.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 82.6.94.181
Posted on Monday, October 04, 2010 - 11:11 pm:   

Use 3.5k as a guide,I'm not going to reject anything the moment I get to the 3,501st word.

Regards
Tel
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 81.152.74.159
Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2010 - 07:31 am:   

Oh, that's good news! The one I'd like to send you for it is 4700 words but there's no way I can chop out 1/4 of it. So maybe I'll send that along and if you don't like it I've got time to write something else? (She said hopefully)
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 81.152.74.159
Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2010 - 07:36 am:   

Oh, that's good news! The one I'd like to send you for it is 4700 words but there's no way I can chop out 1/4 of it. So maybe I'll send that along and if you don't like it I've got time to write something else? (She said hopefully)
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 81.152.74.159
Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2010 - 07:36 am:   

WTF?
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John Forth (John)
Username: John

Registered: 05-2008
Posted From: 82.24.1.217
Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2010 - 08:52 am:   

For what it's worth, mine will likely come out as about 2,500 words. So if you like them both, Kate can have my spare 1,000 :-P
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Ian Alexander Martin (Iam)
Username: Iam

Registered: 10-2009
Posted From: 207.6.255.47
Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2010 - 08:54 pm:   

If Kate claims to have a story that's 4,700 words, but posts that statement twice, does that mean her tale will be 9,400 words long and be automagically rejected?
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 82.38.75.85
Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2010 - 09:02 pm:   

You lot have got me feeling quite inadequate now. The story I've sent Terry is less that 500 words. I like short-but-sweet stories, but I know not everyone does. So thanks for even agreeing to put it on the pile for consideration, Terry!
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Johnny_mains (Johnny_mains)
Username: Johnny_mains

Registered: 04-2010
Posted From: 82.22.75.99
Posted on Tuesday, October 05, 2010 - 09:38 pm:   

Sent of a 3k story called The Coat. Tried to go for a RCH homage. Fingers crossed!
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.170.240
Posted on Friday, October 08, 2010 - 10:19 pm:   

Blimey, this 3.5K is hard to do . . .
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Steve Bacon (Stevebacon)
Username: Stevebacon

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 90.209.220.4
Posted on Friday, October 08, 2010 - 10:58 pm:   

My story is 10,000 words. I've used my own 3.5k, Caroline's spare 3k and the 3.5k that Zed hasn't used. :-)
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.170.240
Posted on Saturday, October 09, 2010 - 09:47 am:   

Monster Story For Men?
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 81.152.74.159
Posted on Saturday, October 09, 2010 - 09:49 am:   

Boys, surely.
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Steve Bacon (Stevebacon)
Username: Stevebacon

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 90.209.220.4
Posted on Saturday, October 09, 2010 - 09:56 am:   

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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.170.240
Posted on Saturday, October 09, 2010 - 10:01 am:   

Tezza, can't you just use a smaller font?
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.170.240
Posted on Saturday, October 09, 2010 - 01:41 pm:   

I've finished my tale. It's too looooooong.
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
Username: Jamie

Registered: 11-2008
Posted From: 99.241.48.210
Posted on Tuesday, October 12, 2010 - 02:01 am:   

If anyone wants to get their hands on a copy of one of the original books, a quick Google search turns up the following:

http://www.purenostalgia.co.uk/acatalog/Online_Catalogue_Girls_Annuals___Books_1 2.html

I must admit those covers have given me some ideas.
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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 91.110.249.101
Posted on Tuesday, October 12, 2010 - 08:59 am:   

Not sure how worried we should be by that comment.
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
Username: Jamie

Registered: 11-2008
Posted From: 99.241.48.210
Posted on Tuesday, October 12, 2010 - 07:43 pm:   

Some should be more worried than others...
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 82.6.94.181
Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2010 - 09:06 pm:   

Guidelines are now on my brand new, print-still-wet, web site which is at http://exaggeratedpress.weebly.com/index.html

Take a look anyway. I would appreciate any comments, especially if you spot any typos etc
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.166.117.210
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 11:22 am:   

Terry, you have mail...
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.194.128
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 11:47 am:   

I finished my sub for this antho weeks ago. I suppose I'd better send it in. :-)
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.166.117.210
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 12:14 pm:   

Clever-clogs.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.194.128
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 12:20 pm:   

Better than hush-puppies.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.166.117.210
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 12:21 pm:   

Yeah, but I wear kinky boots.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.194.128
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 12:34 pm:   

You need to see a Doc Martin.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.194.128
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 12:35 pm:   

(If only I'd been having this conversation with Martin Roberts. With a well-placed comma, that would have been a great joke.)
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
Username: Jamie

Registered: 11-2008
Posted From: 99.241.48.210
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 02:52 pm:   

I feel the converse is true.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.194.128
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 03:05 pm:   

Be off with you! Shoe! Shoe! You come creeping round here with your inadequate puns. Why, you're nothing but a sneaker and a trainer!
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.55
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 04:46 pm:   

These jokes have no sole
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Thursday, October 28, 2010 - 05:41 pm:   

These jokes have no sole

Ugg.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - 11:47 am:   

Just bringing this back to the top of the pile. Deadline looming, 27th February so send those stories in

Reminder of guidelins: http://exaggeratedpress.weebly.com/

Regards
Terry
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.170.177.92
Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - 12:30 pm:   

Damn. I'm still piddling about with my tale for Des. I'll get a move on - the story I'd started feels as flat as a pancake now, so I might just try knocking out something totally fresh.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 - 01:23 pm:   

I'm waitng, arms folded, rolling pin in fist, foot tappng the floor...

I know what you maan about stories becoming flat. I happens to me, a great idea that turns into a nightmare then into a damp squib which sputters and finally dies
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.153.151.150
Posted on Tuesday, January 18, 2011 - 01:57 pm:   

I just went back to that short and it's back on track and I'm enjoying it very much. Hope to get it to you this week!
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.153.144.35
Posted on Monday, February 07, 2011 - 02:25 pm:   

Mbfg
- I'm done! Am sending it to you today. In a mo, in fact.
I have to say I got a lot of help with this from Stevie. I agonised over my ending and asked him to have a look at it. His criticism was 100% justified in that my ending was rushed and unsubtle. I've changed it - and shortened it, but now fear it's still too long and also not particularly monstrous...
:-(
Stevie - I have to take this chance to thank you, and praise your insight. It's helped me in ways I think will keep on doing so, particularly in making me stick to what a story wants to be, not what I want it to. In fact, you and Mark helped me enormously with my sub to Des's antho. I couldn't have done it without you.
Grief- this sounds like an Oscar speech...
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 - 05:06 pm:   

Last chance corall, deadline is on the 27th. Stories are still rolling in, come on, we're almost there...

Cheers
Terry
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 194.32.31.1
Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 - 05:30 pm:   

Gulp! This is the first time I've read your post, Tony. Thank you so much!

I treat stories like people... as I find them.
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
Username: Jamie

Registered: 11-2008
Posted From: 99.241.220.139
Posted on Saturday, April 16, 2011 - 01:00 am:   

The TOC showed up in my inbox today, and I'll be rubbing shoulders with some illustrious authors. Not sure how I snuck in there. :-)
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 109.158.56.60
Posted on Saturday, April 16, 2011 - 01:20 am:   

between the covers with at least four people on this board if I ain't completely mistooken.
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
Username: Jamie

Registered: 11-2008
Posted From: 99.241.220.139
Posted on Saturday, April 16, 2011 - 01:51 am:   

What we do in private...

Oh. Er, yes. The book's covers. Right-oh.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Saturday, April 16, 2011 - 08:57 am:   

Is it possible to negotiate a new position in this book? I mean, look at whose story follows mine - arrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 109.158.56.60
Posted on Saturday, April 16, 2011 - 09:07 am:   

Means that mine has a lot to live up to...
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Saturday, April 16, 2011 - 10:51 am:   

That's true. :-)
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.150.134.135
Posted on Saturday, April 16, 2011 - 08:08 pm:   

Every collection has to have one story that makes the rest look great.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 - 09:41 am:   

It's like Marilyn's mole.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.150.134.135
Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 - 11:48 am:   

Yeah, it wrecked her lawn...

How did you know my aunty Marilyn had her lawn wrecked by a mole and it made everyone else's garden in the street look great?
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 - 12:30 pm:   

I was round her house when it happened, trying to destroy 12.5% of her genes.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.150.134.135
Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 - 04:24 pm:   

that explains why all her denims had been cut off at the knee
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 - 07:24 pm:   

That joke was pants.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.150.134.135
Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 - 08:03 pm:   

knickers to that
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Sunday, April 17, 2011 - 08:10 pm:   

We're going beyond our briefs now.
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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 2.24.1.180
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 12:19 am:   

Gary, it's taken me half a day to get your joke about 12.5% of Weber's aunt's genes.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 08:21 am:   

That's because it was so subtle and masterful.

Or shit.

One or the other, certainly.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.36
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 11:39 am:   

I think this thread has slipped a little bit off topic...
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 01:17 pm:   

OK, to bring it back on topic, can those of us who didn't make the cut see the TOC soon? I'm looking forward to this book - even though I got a sweet little rejection from our mate Terry.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 02:44 pm:   

I've seen the ToC. I was astonished when I saw that Stephen King had submitted.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.44
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 03:07 pm:   

That shocked me as well. The Ray Bradbury one as well... I'm really looking forward to it.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
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Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 03:14 pm:   

I know. It's just a shame that Terry rejected them both.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
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Posted From: 194.176.105.49
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 03:17 pm:   

Apparently E A Poe wrote one posthumously for the collection as well...
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
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Posted From: 194.176.105.36
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 03:20 pm:   

Unfortunately it was Englebert Alkrington Poe - a lesser known purveyor of Victorian pornography, not the famous Poe...

So that had to be rejected as well
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
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Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 05:02 pm:   

Aww, you're both just trying to make me feel better. But there's no need - I don't feel bad. I collect rejections. In fact, that's the second time that particular story has been rejected in one form or another (the first rejection was from Charles Black). It might be third time lucky, you never know (or I might just chuck it in the bin instead).

Seriously, when can we ordinary mortals get to see the TOC please, Terry?
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted From: 82.6.90.22
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 05:50 pm:   

Okay Caroline, as you asked so nicely.

The problem with Stepehn King was that he misread 3,500 words as 3,500,000.

Anyway, TOC...

The Monster Book for Girls
Contents

Introduction
Young Ladies, Beware by Allen Ashley
Real Celebrity by Rachel Kendall
Escaping the Mirror by Farah Ghuznavi
Mother's Pride by Gary Fry
A Story of Love by Marc Lyth
Dancing the Skies by Ian Sales
Frustrated Fran by Kat Fullerton
Take Me Home by Kat Fullerton
Turning by Shay Darrach
Sarah's "to do" List by Samantha Porter
She lives in the deep by Rosanne Robinowitz
Breaking the Spell by Stuart Young
Razor Voices by Kelly Rose Pflug-Black
Botched by Lorraine Slater
Monster Girl by Andrew Hook
Monster by Nicole Papaioannou
My New Pony by Derek John
Getting Warm by Gary McMahon
The Woman by Tony Lovell
Think Belsen by Terry Grimwood
The Trauma Book by Stephen Bacon
Don't give me that face by Sarah Hillary
The Spirit Level by Sarah Hillary
Rosemary by Mark Howard Jones
Young Woman, Menaced by Spider by Jamie Rosen
Tequila Mockingbird by John Travis
Alison, Alone by John Forth
Sacrament by Regina de Burca
Spiral by David Rix
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Tony (Tony)
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Posted From: 81.156.233.116
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 05:58 pm:   

I had no idea you could submit twice, Terry - I would have!
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Tony (Tony)
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Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 06:00 pm:   

And btw that's a huge amount of authors.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 06:15 pm:   

Ah, the double submitters are poems, which, of course, are short and therefore I was happy to accept more than one from each author, of which there are three, Kat Fullerton, Sarah Hillary and Nicole Papaioannou.

Hope that explains it.

Cheers
Tel
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
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Posted From: 99.241.220.139
Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 06:29 pm:   

Caroline, don't you dare give up on a story after two rejections.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 06:39 pm:   

Yes, I agree with Jamie. Keep sending it out. Try Jeani Rector's "HorrorZine" e-zine.
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
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Posted on Monday, April 18, 2011 - 08:44 pm:   

Cheers, Tel - that's a great looking TOC!

Don't worry guys, I'm only kidding about giving up. I don't give up that easily. Funny you should mention HorrorZine - I was looking at that as a possible place to submit. Just haven't got around to it yet ...
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
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Posted From: 109.145.128.20
Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 12:00 am:   

Do they do zombie stories ? Never heard of Horrorzine... Might be a useful place if the I get a rejection from where I just sent Feeding Time...
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 08:52 am:   

Weber: www.ralan.com
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
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Posted From: 109.145.128.20
Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 10:08 am:   

I went looking through there and Duotrope trying to find markets for it. It's too long for a lot of them and not specific enough a zombie story for others... There's one place just wants zombie stories with an LGBT theme.

Anyway, I did send it to someone and I'm waiting to hear back... Just on the lookout for alternatives.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
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Posted From: 86.31.24.131
Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 11:21 am:   

Zombie stories with an LGBT theme! I've heard it all now.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
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Posted From: 194.176.105.52
Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 11:37 am:   

I'll find the link and post it here for you if you want to send them something...
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
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Posted From: 194.176.105.56
Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 11:43 am:   

http://libraryofthelivingdead.lefora.com/2011/03/02/zombiality-2-now-open-for-su bmissions/
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Joel (Joel)
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Posted on Tuesday, April 19, 2011 - 01:51 pm:   

The book's going to be called Dead This Way.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Sunday, November 27, 2011 - 08:36 pm:   

Just when you thought it was safe to get back into the message board, "The Monster Book for Girls" is almost upon us.

I have received Steve Upham's fantastic cover art (don't know how to post it here without creating another giant image) and very soon the book itself will be available.

Some would say bringing it out just before Christmas is a cynical marketing ploy.

And they would be dead right.

Your Christmas shopping worries solved by The Exaggerated Press (http://exaggeratedpress.weebly.com/) who only have your interests at heart.

Cheers
Terry
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Monday, November 28, 2011 - 03:29 pm:   

Dear All

I have put the cover image on my web site at http://exaggeratedpress.weebly.com/index.html

Go on, take a look...
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
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Posted From: 109.144.133.249
Posted on Monday, November 28, 2011 - 03:52 pm:   

It's a cracker!
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
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Posted on Monday, November 28, 2011 - 05:39 pm:   

Great cover - who did it?

I'm really looking forward to this book, Terry.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted From: 82.6.90.110
Posted on Monday, November 28, 2011 - 07:36 pm:   

Steve Upham did the cover.
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
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Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Monday, November 28, 2011 - 07:38 pm:   

Ah, that explains why I love it. I think I'm becoming a Steve Upham art fanatic!
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Tuesday, November 29, 2011 - 08:59 am:   

There is now a pre-order link on the web site so anyone interested can elbow their way to the front by sending me an e-mail at mbfg@hotmail.co.uk.

I haven't priced it yet but the initial edition will be a paperback at the usual sort of paperback price.

I would like to bring out a hardback as well, they usually go for around £20.

Regards
Terry
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Friday, December 09, 2011 - 05:14 pm:   

Not long now folks. please stay calm.

Regards
Terry
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
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Posted From: 86.27.9.228
Posted on Friday, December 09, 2011 - 05:23 pm:   

WE WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
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Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Friday, December 09, 2011 - 05:30 pm:   

Ooops, I've forgotten to pre-order. You know I want one, don't you Terry? Oh, and could you please sign it for me in your capacity as editor?
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Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
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Registered: 11-2008
Posted From: 99.241.102.179
Posted on Monday, December 12, 2011 - 01:39 am:   

Caroline, shouldn't you have him send it 'round to each of the authors to have them sign it in turn?
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Monday, December 12, 2011 - 01:03 pm:   

Well, yes, Jamie, but that could take a long time. I want to read it soon too!

Actually, part of the thrill for an autograph/signed book collector like me is to seek out people to sign things for them. It's the thrill of the chase, I guess!
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.142.192.85
Posted on Monday, December 12, 2011 - 02:08 pm:   

I have yet to sign a book. It must be great. Or must it? Maybe it's only something you should do when you've really earned it.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Posted From: 82.6.90.110
Posted on Monday, December 12, 2011 - 05:28 pm:   

You've earned it Tony.
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Monday, December 12, 2011 - 06:29 pm:   

Tony - if ever you're in the Leeds area again and have time to meet up with me, I'll bring along the anthos I have with some of your stories in. I'd love you to sign them for me!
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Steve Bacon (Stevebacon)
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Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 90.208.112.245
Posted on Monday, December 12, 2011 - 09:39 pm:   

I've only been asked to sign books twice. Once by Anna Taborska and once by Alison Littlewood. On both occasions, it made my day.
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Mick Curtis (Mick)
Username: Mick

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.176.254.46
Posted on Monday, December 12, 2011 - 10:42 pm:   

When we were in Toronto at the WorldCon some years ago Donald & Adriana took us over to their place and whilst we were there they asked me to sign my one published story (in Fusing Horizons) - 'twas wonderful!
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.141.211.187
Posted on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 - 02:12 pm:   

Thanks for that Terry! - I was however trying to suggest that people who have worked hard here and had loads of books out have earned it.
OK Caroline - will do that! :-)
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.27.9.228
Posted on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 - 03:47 pm:   

Stephen, I asked you to sign that will, leaving all your worldly possessions to me. Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
Username: Mbfg

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 212.219.63.204
Posted on Tuesday, December 13, 2011 - 04:55 pm:   

Jon Courtney Grimwood asked me to sign the copy of "The Exaggerated Man" that he bought simply because we have the same surname. Not a common name, and centred around Ipswich. Perhaps we're related, cousins 10,000 times removed.

Cheers
Terry

PS: I'm hoping to publish "The Monster Book for Girls" tonight, fingers crossed that the internet and everything doesn't let me down.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.129.58.168
Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 - 12:28 am:   

http://www.thehorrorzine.com/ReviewFolder/MonsterGirls/monster.html

Sorry, had to post this link here...
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Mbfg (Mbfg)
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Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 62.255.207.128
Posted on Tuesday, March 20, 2012 - 07:30 am:   

Thanks Weber. Not bad eh?

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