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Rhysaurus (Rhysaurus)
Username: Rhysaurus
Registered: 01-2010
Posted From: 212.219.233.223
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2010 - 12:25 pm: | |
I'm wondering if it's too late for a Christmas singsong? Just to create (or deepen) a bond of community and goodwill between us?
If you like, I'll go first... Sing along with me now and then post your own festive ditty and I promise I'll sing along to that one too -- honest!
Ready? Here's mine.
"Last Christmas
I gave you my arse
but the very next day
it blew you away.
This year
to save you from fear
I won't eat Brussels Sprouts..."
All together now! |
Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec
Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2010 - 01:17 pm: | |
Ha! That reminds me of our school assemblies when I was a kid. When ever we were made to sing "While Shepherds Watched", there was always a large (and loud) contingent of the gathering which sang:
"While shepherds washed their socks by night
all seated on the ground ..."
I'm not as clever with words as you guys, so I'll just leave it to you to come up with some alternative Christmassy songs and I'll chuckle away merrily ...
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.56
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2010 - 03:36 pm: | |
In my school everyone used to sing "Give me joy in my Fart" instead of "Give me joy in my Heart".
I really shouldn't still sing that when I hear that hymn... |
Matthew Fryer (Matthew_fryer)
Username: Matthew_fryer
Registered: 08-2009
Posted From: 90.195.182.42
| | Posted on Thursday, December 30, 2010 - 07:25 pm: | |
I remember that well Weber. And shepherds washing their socks.
And who could forget the timeless classic: "We 3 kings of Leicester Square (wearing ladies' underwear)" |