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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.56
Posted on Wednesday, March 16, 2011 - 03:17 pm:   

Buy a baby monitor the same brand as theirs and, when you know they're both in the living room watching TV with the baby asleep upstairs, start talking in a very childish voice into your transmitter...

"Mummy bad mummy."

especially good when the child is too young to talk...
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.166.117.210
Posted on Wednesday, March 16, 2011 - 03:30 pm:   

It's also a good way of getting your head caved in by a man with a baseball bat.
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Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch)
Username: Mark_lynch

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 217.171.129.75
Posted on Wednesday, March 16, 2011 - 05:18 pm:   

And they say community spirit is dead.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Wednesday, March 16, 2011 - 07:33 pm:   

So when this happened the other night, how long were your parents fooled it was you, Weber?

(... yes, awkward and unwieldy, but I've no other way of constructing this clumsy joke.)

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