| Author | Message | ||
     Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
If you tickled a zombie would it laugh? | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
Have you been sniffing something, Weber? | ||
| Mbfg (Mbfg) Username: Mbfg Registered: 09-2010 Posted From: 82.6.90.22 |
Of course it would laugh. Zombies are renowned for their sense of humour. Thowing a party? It's sure to be a success if you invite the undead along, they're such cards. Seems like a perfectly reasonable question to me Caroline. Cheers Terry | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 194.32.31.1 |
As zombies cannot feel pain, but keep coming no matter how much of them you hack off, I would imagine they would be equally impervious to tickling... This has got me wondering if vampires appreciate the concept of humour? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.27.45.129 |
Weber, your jokes would be in good company in a room full of dead folk. | ||
| Rhysaurus (Rhysaurus) Username: Rhysaurus Registered: 01-2010 Posted From: 212.219.233.223 |
If you tickled a zombie with a helicopter it would definitely laugh. That's my understanding. Here's my question. A werewolf on Jupiter. How often would it change back into a man? | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
>>Weber, your jokes would be in good company in a room full of dead folk.<< That might be why we love him so much right here on this board!  | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
"A werewolf on Jupiter. How often would it change back into a man?" Does it have a spacesuit that can cope with the transformations? And, thinking about it, a spacesuit that can survive having a raging werewolf inside it... Otherwise it'll just die anyway. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
Genuine question now - how sharp is the pin on a hand grenade? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.27.45.129 |
What?? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.27.45.129 |
You'll be asking us how you make a Swiss roll next! | ||
| Darren O. Godfrey (Darren_o_godfrey) Username: Darren_o_godfrey Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 207.200.116.133 |
"Genuine question now - how sharp is the pin on a hand grenade?" Not very. It's a cotter pin. Now, if we're talking about the firing pin inside the initiator, then yeah, pretty sharp. Short. And made of hardened steel. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.27.45.129 |
Yes, but how do you make an apple crumble? | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
Is a cotter pin sharp enough to pierce the skin if you were determined to do it? | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
Bin Laden was on ready steady cook once and he made a big apple crumble... | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
sorry, was that in bad taste? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.27.45.129 |
I wouldn't use it to tack up your hem, if I were you: http://warrelics.eu/forum/military_photos/ordinance-ammo/104314d1273686185-ww1-s moke-grenade-perhaps-need-help-p5133634.jpg | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
That's WWI smoke grenade pin though.  That'd be enough to break the skin wouldn't it. Bit painful but it'd work... | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.27.45.129 |
I'd like to try it on your eyeballs, sure. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
Can't you just feel the love... | ||
| Darren O. Godfrey (Darren_o_godfrey) Username: Darren_o_godfrey Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 207.200.116.133 |
"Is a cotter pin sharp enough to pierce the skin if you were determined to do it?" Of course. High enough level of determination, almost anything would be, right? | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
A spoge wouldn't be - no matter how much you sharpened it Or a bananana or even a banana or a teddy bear or a knife made out of jelly babies But I get your point | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
sponge dur | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
Spoge? Bananana? You really HAVE been sniffing something, Weber! | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.56 |
Spoge was just a typo the other was because I forgot how to stop spelling bananananana |