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     Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.66.23.11 |
http://s13.invisionfree.com/Pure_Sport_GFX/ar/t387.htm I think the comment someone left about "How could anyone be more gullible?" has to be the ultimate in irony, or stupidity, or both... | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.176.254.46 |
Show us yer arse! | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.241.102.179 |
How about I just act like one? | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 194.32.31.1 |
See what I mean... great comedy never dates. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
Must be a Brit thing. Completely lost.  | ||
| Stevie Walsh (Stephenw) Username: Stephenw Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 194.32.31.1 |
How I envy you, Craig. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.66.23.11 |
I'll try to tell you what it means in words of one syllab... words with one sound in them. There's these things called jokes. I had one printed in the local (shit that's 2 but I can't think of what else I can use) free newspaper (and that's 3) 'bout a fake scam that would not fool any one. A fool on a web site thought what i said was not a joke and thought that I was a fool like him. A person who seems to be more of a fool than him, then said he did not know how a person (2 again soz) could fall for the fake scam in the joke and that I must be so gullible (3 that time - hope you don't mind). That makes him either a huge fool or a great one for a thing called irony (3 again(whoops that's 2)). I hope this makes it clear for you. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
But I don't get the original "joke." So someone came to your house to ask to see your "arse"... why not your cock? Or why not to see your mom's arse? etc. Totally random statements? That's what qualifies for jokes nowadays?!? Okay then.... Anyway, if anyone happens today to see a chicken laying an egg, whatever you do, don't try and shove it back up the chicken's ass: what you just saw is supposed to happen that way. YUK YUK YUK! HILLLLLLLLLLLARIOUS!!!!!!!   | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.151.148.65 |
I think it's time for your medication Mr Schwartz | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.151.148.65 |
Full version of the joke goes like this. Serious scam warning. If someone comes to your house and SAYS THEY'RE DOING A SURVEY and asks to see your arse, don't do it. THEY'RE NOT DOING A SURVEY, they just want to see your arse. I wish I'd known yesterday, I feel so foolish. Choice of arse is because we all have one... Your arse, not your mum's arse is because it's under your power to show your own arse... We're doing a survey, can we see your arse? would probably be the most pointless and weakest scam of all time if it existed. It's a surreal joke with no punchline as such though the carefully phrased admission to having fallen for it is the icing on the cake. Anyone who believes the scam to be real probably deserves to fall for it themselves... | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
Well, okay, it makes a little more sense now.... Still, I'm OH so happy I've contributed to this tortured discussion that must have thoroughly stabbed this stupid joke to the painful gory blood-drenched death it deserves. | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
I thought it was really funny anyway!  | ||
| John Forth (John) Username: John Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 82.24.1.217 |
Still, I'm OH so happy I've contributed to this tortured discussion that must have thoroughly stabbed this stupid joke to the painful gory blood-drenched death it deserves. It was a mercy killing, really. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.23.67.130 |
WTF. |