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Frank (Frank) Username: Frank
Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 85.222.86.21
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 11:06 am: | |
I don't even think Lord Probert would find anything to enjoy in this, but I thought it was worth a laugh:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2vcKFx0djY |
   
Mick Curtis (Mick)
Username: Mick
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.179.35.191
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 11:46 am: | |
At the very end, rather than sounding like "from Scorpio film releasing", it sounded like "from scruffy old film releasing", and somehow that seemed more suitable. |
   
Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey) Username: Ramsey
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 92.8.27.24
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 11:50 am: | |
Could only have come from Lovecraft's imagination? For shame... |
   
Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw
Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 194.32.31.1
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 12:50 pm: | |
Jesus wept! I'm still very fond of Daniel Haller's Lovecraft adaptations. About the only time I've seen someone at least attempt to do him justice in a proper cinema release. |
   
Protodroid (Protodroid) Username: Protodroid
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 147.252.230.148
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 01:24 pm: | |
Actually it starts out well. A tourist orientation video would be a creepy way to set a scene. I do like the audacity of using the word "starring" to introduce the cast. |
   
Frank (Frank) Username: Frank
Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 85.222.86.21
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 01:54 pm: | |
Yes, but after that... |
   
Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.156.210.82
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 02:01 pm: | |
I refer you to one of the comments below the trailer: "looks better than twilight" It does, too. The sad thing is, I'd watch it. |
   
Frank (Frank) Username: Frank
Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 85.222.86.21
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 02:07 pm: | |
Hahaha...I wouldn't. Fed up with crap horror movies. Tried sifting through the dirt for the nuggets, but unfortunately the rewards are pretty low at the moment. Though I'm not bemoaning the state of horror films. |
   
Craig (Craig) Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 03:26 pm: | |
Could only have come from Lovecraft's imagination? For shame... Indeed, Ramsey; and when we hear this line spoken, it's not improved by the visual of an open palm covered in red Karo syrup and worms. |
   
Simon Bestwick (Simon_b) Username: Simon_b
Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 86.24.166.73
| Posted on Wednesday, January 18, 2012 - 08:22 pm: | |
It would help if they could at least pronounce 'Dunwich' correctly... But like Zed, I'd watch it. Especially stoned. |
   
Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw
Registered: 03-2009 Posted From: 194.32.31.1
| Posted on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 12:09 pm: | |
One of those films that will turn up on The Horror Channel in the early hours of the morning sometime and that I'd watch for a laugh if nothing else was on and I was about to tuck into a sweet and sour chicken after being out on the piss all night. |
   
John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.131.60.216
| Posted on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 11:28 pm: | |
I would watch this. Oh my goodness yes. And probably regret it. But I never learn. |
   
Simon Bestwick (Simon_b) Username: Simon_b
Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 86.24.166.73
| Posted on Thursday, January 19, 2012 - 11:34 pm: | |
We await your review with eager anticipation, Lord P... |
   
Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.155.217.108
| Posted on Friday, January 20, 2012 - 12:13 am: | |
Well Lord P you did take your copy of Birdemic to be shown at the film festival last year. My brain still hasn't been bleached properly clean. |
   
John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.131.60.216
| Posted on Friday, January 20, 2012 - 01:18 am: | |
There are some films that are so awful even I can't find anything good to say about them. BIRDEMIC is one, LEGEND OF HARROW WOODS is another. I may have to write something on the latter as I am still in a state of disbelief about it. |
   
Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.155.217.108
| Posted on Friday, January 20, 2012 - 01:24 am: | |
I'm just glad I got there 40 minutes late and missed nearly half of it. I still got in before the first hint that the birds would attack. |
   
Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey) Username: Ramsey
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 92.8.17.193
| Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 - 01:08 pm: | |
Beware, John! M. J. Simpson reviewed The Legend of Harrow Woods and the curse of Richard Driscoll fell upon him... http://mjsnewsblog.blogspot.com/2011/08/richard-driscoll-has-risen-from-grave.ht ml |
   
John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.131.60.216
| Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 - 10:24 pm: | |
To late, Ramsey! Too late! My review will be my next Bloodstained Balcony column on the This Is Horror website! (And thanks for the link - I couldn't find it!) |
   
John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.131.60.216
| Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 - 10:27 pm: | |
Too, even. Where IS the edit button on this board??? |