| Author | Message | ||
     Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.142.153 |
Frustrating. No-one seems to be able to tell me what "Je ne sais quoi" means. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
That's almost as annoying as the Words With Friends game I was on the other day. Even though it's an actual word in almost every dictionary, it wouldn't let me play "pizzazz." | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
You know, I'm getting really worried about my sense of humour recently. That's the second time in as many weeks one of Weber's jokes on here has made me giggle!  | ||
| Simon Bestwick (Simon_b) Username: Simon_b Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 86.24.166.73 |
Caroline- see your doctor before it's too late!  | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
That's what I was thinking, Simon. I might need some pills or something.  (Only kidding, Weber. We love you and your sense of humour really - don't we, folks?) | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
I'm not so sure, Caroline. Weber'd probably like the stupid joke I heard the other day - that whoever invented the knock-knock joke deserves a Nobel prize - and then probably repeat it here, trying to get a cheap laugh... it's just pathetic, you know, repeating a stupid joke like that, to others... explaining how it might make more sense spoken aloud... really, very unattractive, trying so hard like that.... | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.142.153 |
whoever invented the knock-knock joke deserves a Nobel prize | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.142.153 |
Pissing on your asparagus makes your asparagus smell of urine. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.142.153 |
Mixing together genius and puns makes us penguins. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.142.153 |
I don't know why my shirts all get ripped, but I've got quite a strong hunch. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.142.153 |
Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red, retinal haemorrhage. That's the last one for tonight, I promise | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.142.153 |
An albino fruit salad doesn't have any melon in. Except for this one | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
You know, Weber, you should pimp all these jokes out. They're that horrible. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 2.102.68.223 |
Wouldn't it be easier and neater to just link us to the inane website? | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.167.144.153 |
Trying to think of an anagram of "respond". *ponders* | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.167.144.153 |
All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are wanking off a tramp. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.167.144.153 |
Looking forward to Terence Trent City v Terence Trent United | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 89.145.215.43 |
Twitter is elswehere. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.167.144.153 |
Yes. Twitter is the piece of skin between the twat and the shitter... | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.9.232.89 |
Dear God. | ||
| Simon Bestwick (Simon_b) Username: Simon_b Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 86.24.166.73 |
Where's me shotgun? | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
Has anyone else noticed how apt this thread title is? | ||
| Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey) Username: Ramsey Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 92.8.16.46 |
I'm beginning to wonder if there's a reason why this web site hasn't yet been archived by the British Library. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.66.23.11 |
The humour here must be too high-brow for them | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.9.232.89 |
One day you'll realise. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
Why did the Pope cross the road? So he could roundly trounce Weber with his golden crozier. | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
I'm sure you're wrong, Craig. I reckon it was because he wanted to get to the other side.  | ||
| Hubert (Hubert) Username: Hubert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 178.116.59.249 |
I think he's there already. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
Give us a Pope joke, Weber! (and it better be a good one) | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.9.232.89 |
No, Weber, why don't you just stick to Twitter. In that way, nobody else has to share the embarrassment. And you can get rebuked for the very obvious copy-paste plagiarism. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.155.216.211 |
Don't use twitter, never have, never will. even by my standards it's inane drivel. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.155.216.211 |
And go fuck yourself | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.9.232.89 |
Funny, I Googled every one of the 'jokes' above and found them on Twitter or other 'inane' sites. If you think Ramsey wants folk interested in his work accessing his website and seeing a joke about a "twat" and a "shitter", you're beyond belief. Apologies to the landlord if I have this wrong. But as moderator, I feel the need to say something. If anyone thinks I'm being unreasonable, tell me and I'll shut up. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.66.23.11 |
Newsflash!!! Not every joke I tell is invented by me. If I hear a joke I find funny, whether it be on Facebook (the only social network site I use - the twitter as compound noun joke kind of sums up my feelings toward that particular site), in the street, via text message or on TV I will share it. Googling every joke I've posted recently seems to be going to a lot of trouvble just to be a patronising fucker. I only used the Twitter joke in response to your mention of twitter. Unfortunately the play on words involved doesn't work if you use more socially acceptable phraseology but I figured we're all adults here. There're plenty of jokes I find funny that I wouldn't post here. Like the one about the retarded dwarf. I wouldn't use that one because it's not big and it's not clever. The main filter I use is, do I find it funny. Anything else is secondary in the decision making process before I hit POST | ||
| Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey) Username: Ramsey Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 92.8.16.156 |
I'm beginning to wonder if there's a reason why this web site hasn't yet been archived by the British Library. I hope they'll have no further reason. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.9.232.89 |
Grow up, Weber. If that's patronising, it's patronising. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
Ya'll shoulda just let the Pope trounce soundly... he's good at that.... |