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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.147.142.153
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 07:09 pm:   

Frustrating. No-one seems to be able to tell me what "Je ne sais quoi" means.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 07:24 pm:   

That's almost as annoying as the Words With Friends game I was on the other day. Even though it's an actual word in almost every dictionary, it wouldn't let me play "pizzazz."
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 08:47 pm:   

You know, I'm getting really worried about my sense of humour recently. That's the second time in as many weeks one of Weber's jokes on here has made me giggle!
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.166.73
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 09:25 pm:   

Caroline- see your doctor before it's too late!
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 09:36 pm:   

That's what I was thinking, Simon. I might need some pills or something.

(Only kidding, Weber. We love you and your sense of humour really - don't we, folks?)
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Tuesday, February 28, 2012 - 09:46 pm:   

I'm not so sure, Caroline. Weber'd probably like the stupid joke I heard the other day - that whoever invented the knock-knock joke deserves a Nobel prize - and then probably repeat it here, trying to get a cheap laugh... it's just pathetic, you know, repeating a stupid joke like that, to others... explaining how it might make more sense spoken aloud... really, very unattractive, trying so hard like that....
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.147.142.153
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 01:05 am:   

whoever invented the knock-knock joke deserves a Nobel prize
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.147.142.153
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 01:14 am:   

Pissing on your asparagus makes your asparagus smell of urine.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.147.142.153
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 01:17 am:   

Mixing together genius and puns makes us penguins.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.147.142.153
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 01:20 am:   

I don't know why my shirts all get ripped, but I've got quite a strong hunch.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.147.142.153
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 01:23 am:   

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red, retinal haemorrhage.

That's the last one for tonight, I promise
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.147.142.153
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 01:34 am:   

An albino fruit salad doesn't have any melon in.

Except for this one
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 03:42 am:   

You know, Weber, you should pimp all these jokes out. They're that horrible.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 2.102.68.223
Posted on Wednesday, February 29, 2012 - 07:46 am:   

Wouldn't it be easier and neater to just link us to the inane website?
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.167.144.153
Posted on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 - 01:48 am:   

Trying to think of an anagram of "respond". *ponders*
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.167.144.153
Posted on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 - 01:49 am:   

All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are wanking off a tramp.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.167.144.153
Posted on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 - 01:51 am:   

Looking forward to Terence Trent City v Terence Trent United
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 89.145.215.43
Posted on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 - 07:48 am:   

Twitter is elswehere.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.167.144.153
Posted on Wednesday, March 07, 2012 - 10:19 am:   

Yes. Twitter is the piece of skin between the twat and the shitter...
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.9.232.89
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 10:46 am:   

Dear God.
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.166.73
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 12:44 pm:   

Where's me shotgun?
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 12:51 pm:   

Has anyone else noticed how apt this thread title is?
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Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey)
Username: Ramsey

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 92.8.16.46
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 01:10 pm:   

I'm beginning to wonder if there's a reason why this web site hasn't yet been archived by the British Library.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.66.23.11
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 04:03 pm:   

The humour here must be too high-brow for them
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.9.232.89
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 04:13 pm:   

One day you'll realise.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 05:10 pm:   

Why did the Pope cross the road?

So he could roundly trounce Weber with his golden crozier.
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 08:06 pm:   

I'm sure you're wrong, Craig. I reckon it was because he wanted to get to the other side.
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Hubert (Hubert)
Username: Hubert

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 178.116.59.249
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 10:50 pm:   

I think he's there already.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Thursday, March 08, 2012 - 11:30 pm:   

Give us a Pope joke, Weber! (and it better be a good one)
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.9.232.89
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 09:03 am:   

No, Weber, why don't you just stick to Twitter. In that way, nobody else has to share the embarrassment. And you can get rebuked for the very obvious copy-paste plagiarism.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 109.155.216.211
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 10:00 am:   

Don't use twitter, never have, never will. even by my standards it's inane drivel.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 109.155.216.211
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 10:01 am:   

And go fuck yourself
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.9.232.89
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 10:19 am:   

Funny, I Googled every one of the 'jokes' above and found them on Twitter or other 'inane' sites.

If you think Ramsey wants folk interested in his work accessing his website and seeing a joke about a "twat" and a "shitter", you're beyond belief.

Apologies to the landlord if I have this wrong. But as moderator, I feel the need to say something. If anyone thinks I'm being unreasonable, tell me and I'll shut up.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.66.23.11
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 02:53 pm:   

Newsflash!!! Not every joke I tell is invented by me. If I hear a joke I find funny, whether it be on Facebook (the only social network site I use - the twitter as compound noun joke kind of sums up my feelings toward that particular site), in the street, via text message or on TV I will share it.

Googling every joke I've posted recently seems to be going to a lot of trouvble just to be a patronising fucker.

I only used the Twitter joke in response to your mention of twitter. Unfortunately the play on words involved doesn't work if you use more socially acceptable phraseology but I figured we're all adults here.

There're plenty of jokes I find funny that I wouldn't post here. Like the one about the retarded dwarf. I wouldn't use that one because it's not big and it's not clever.

The main filter I use is, do I find it funny. Anything else is secondary in the decision making process before I hit POST
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Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey)
Username: Ramsey

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 92.8.16.156
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 03:03 pm:   

I'm beginning to wonder if there's a reason why this web site hasn't yet been archived by the British Library. I hope they'll have no further reason.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.9.232.89
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 03:52 pm:   

Grow up, Weber. If that's patronising, it's patronising.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Friday, March 09, 2012 - 03:57 pm:   

Ya'll shoulda just let the Pope trounce soundly... he's good at that....

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