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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.144.33.243
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012 - 01:51 pm:   

Just off out to the x-factor auditions...
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012 - 02:19 pm:   

As a prospective participant? Or in your St John's role? Either way, good luck!

We went out for my husband's birthday today ... to take the cats to the vets for their annual booster vaccinations! Sadly, he's on call this weekend so no St Patrick's Day celebrations for him this year.
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 82.18.174.156
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012 - 02:27 pm:   

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone!!

The sun is splitting the sky, promising a good year ahead, and I'm off out to get bladdered on Guinness... does life get any better than this?
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.199.129
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012 - 03:39 pm:   

"The sun is splitting the sky, promising a good year ahead ..."

But it's raining on and off in Yorkshire!

And a happy St Pat's to you too, Stevie.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.29.255.62
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012 - 05:10 pm:   

Kill Simon Cowell while you're there. Thanks.
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.144.33.243
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012 - 08:58 pm:   

It's only the first round. Simon's nowhere near. They don't get to see Simon till about the 6th or 7th round - by which time the jusdges have already seen screen tests and heard recodings of all the contestants so they can write their witty comments well in advance to take the piss out of the delusional and borderline mentally handicapped people who believe they're Whitney Houston in her heydey but sound about like someone stamping on a chicken.

So we have to wonder how these bad singers can get through so many rounds before they're cruelly abused by the official judges. It couldn't possibly be that the programme is rigged and that the audition stage is deliberate and cruel car crash TV at its worst could it?
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 82.18.174.156
Posted on Saturday, March 17, 2012 - 10:15 pm:   

It's the very definition of Horror, Weber.

I do not exaggerate one bit when I describe Simon fucking Cowell and his ever-changing hordes of minions as the modern equivalent of the demons whom Dante had sticking red hot pokers up poor deluded arrogant wankers' arses.

If if the cunt reads this he will smile with smug recognition and have no fucking clue what I'm talking about.

See you in hell, Simon!
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.29.255.62
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2012 - 09:55 am:   

Where's Bill Hicks when we need him?
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Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Username: Stephenw

Registered: 03-2009
Posted From: 82.18.174.156
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2012 - 01:49 pm:   

Anyone got some Alka-Seltzer?
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Skip (Wolfnoma)
Username: Wolfnoma

Registered: 07-2010
Posted From: 216.54.20.98
Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2012 - 05:48 pm:   

Posted on Sunday, March 18, 2012 - 09:55 am:

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Where's Bill Hicks when we need him?

Unfortunatley, he is dead. But, even in death he holds more entertainment value then any of the morons on those "Next Star" shows.

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