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David_lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 92.16.241.44
Posted on Sunday, November 11, 2012 - 09:57 pm:   

Just found out this hashtag was trending on Twitter a few days ago. It seemed to evolve from a news story about people not being allowed to leave a Mitt Romney rally (it turned out to be due to a security incident at one of the gates, not anything sinister). It is wonderful: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23RomneyDeathRally&src=hash

Originally Posted by @epomorski
"I have a clear and unequivocal message..." We hear a roar of static and ear-splitting feedback. There is no microphone.

Originally Posted by @PierreTheMime
Terrible noneuclidean forms rise beyond the horizon and fill the blood-red skies. Endless laughter carries in the wind.

Originally Posted by @CentipedeMouse
Romney slices his arm. Bluish flame emerges. He is laughing now. His laughter is singsong now. Like tiny bells of flame.

Originally Posted by @FrightenedTweet
"In Ohio the machines will speak and we shall listen." Flesh is torn from the Romney's face to show the metal beneath.

Originally Posted by @bizmarkiedesade
What is Kali Ma? Staffers at #RomneyDeathRally won't explain anything. Chanting grows louder. Dogs are howling. My kids just want to go home

Originally Posted by @KurtRexCooper
"We can't leave!" screamed the woman hysterically, shaking the chain-link fence. The giant ants began to feast. #RomneyDeathRally

Originally Posted by @bizmarkiedesade
Backdrop at #RomneyDeathRally suggests campaign dropped "Believe in America" for a new motto: "NOW BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM."

Originally Posted by @kaolinfire
Romney takes the stage…and then another, and another. They pour in from the shadows, each arguing a different position.

Originally Posted by @redfivetwo
Crude oil bubbles up from the ground and the crowd begins panicking. "Friends!" Romney warbles, "Drink deep!"

Originally Posted by @sea_trash
Hooded guard at east gate won't say why monoliths are being erected at the four corners of stage. Air smells of smoke.

Originally Posted by @jitka
ONCE AGAIN LIBERAL MEDIA TELL LIES ABOUT MITT. SKULL "MOUNTAIN" ONLY SMALL SKULL PILE. NO "CACKLING," ONLY OMINOUS CHUCKLE #RomneyDeathRally

Originally Posted by @Goodtweets69
Romney is holding what he claims is the skull of Ronald Reagan, is pouring blood on it, says it will make him 'live again'

Originally Posted by @BadNewsCentral
Reports of at least four identical Paul Ryans at #RomneyDeathRally

Originally Posted by @redfivetwo
AP - Ron Paul haunts the #RomneyDeathRally, moans constantly about ending the Fed and licks the tears from sobbing faces of supporters.

Originally Posted by @AdamOverbay
The cold light of a distant alien sun lights the arena surrounding #romneydeathrally. There can be no global warming where there is no air.

Originally Posted by @JillSandwich
The ballet interlude was a nice break, but Paul Ryan's back on stage calling for all unborn children to chew their way out

Originally Posted by @steve_bornstein
Bain Capital. Only two simple letters to hide their true purpose. Leathery wings and gleaming blades descend. All is lost.

Originally Posted by @osborn7chris
The Membrane-Dwellers whisper, "Romney is the change you yearn for." They're in our heads. Tears fall but we can't say no

Originally Posted by @osborn7chris
Ron Paul and Romney dance and twirl endlessly to a shrieking circus tune at the #RomneyDeathRally

Originally Posted by @epomorski
An Invocation, a Key, a Vault cracking open. Ron Paul strides forth bearing a golden standard, ablaze yet not burning.

Originally Posted by @VEKrueger
Men in black cloaks pound on drums and blast horns as a large cart arrives. A curtain is drawn. The lich Eastwood appears.

Originally Posted by @DieRobinsonDie
Joe Biden is chained to inverted cross, they're attaching runestones and leeches to him. He's struggling. There's a raffle
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David_lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 92.16.241.44
Posted on Sunday, November 11, 2012 - 10:01 pm:   

"I will bring Reagan back to America!" Mitt opens his shirt to reveal the face of Reagan sewn to his belly. Its eyes open.
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David_lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 92.16.241.44
Posted on Sunday, November 11, 2012 - 10:05 pm:   

As Clint Eastwood takes the stage the smell of death follows him. He points at a chair and says nothing, watches it decay. #Romneydeathrally
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David_lees (David_lees)
Username: David_lees

Registered: 12-2011
Posted From: 92.16.241.44
Posted on Sunday, November 11, 2012 - 10:05 pm:   

Terrible snack bar at #romneydeathrally. The hot dogs turning on rollers have faces, sing in harmony "We were once like you." Sodas are $8.

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