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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 04:37 pm:   

If I hear the fucking words "You gave an excellent interview but we had someone with more relevant experience" one more fucking time I'm going to fucking punch something or someone - whatever's closest.

Fucking hell! The definition of an expert as someone who knows more and more about less and less till in the end they know all there is to know about nothing is really starting to sound true.

What the fuck am i supposed to fucking do to get a fucking new job when this is the respose i get every fucking time. 4 interviews and 4 "people with more relevant experience but excellent fucking interviews".

AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Tuesday, November 25, 2008 - 04:37 pm:   

And relax...
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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 91.110.150.63
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 09:36 am:   

Good luck, Weber. Stay cool.
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 10:36 am:   

Weber, I really feel for you here- I know what this is like. And yes- responses like that drive me right up the fucking pole as well.

All I can say is to keep going and eventually you'll get somewhere.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 10:52 am:   

Good luck, mate. Redundancies at our place this week, so I can feel the recession creeping ever closer...
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Allybird (Allybird)
Username: Allybird

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 79.78.7.77
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 11:04 am:   

I hope that you get the job next time Weber!
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 01:38 pm:   

Thanx guys. Excuse my letting off steam. typing it wasn't quite as cathartic as screaming it across the office but probably kept me in this job for another three weeks.
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Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey)
Username: Ramsey

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.93.21.74
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 03:38 pm:   

Good luck, Marc.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.252.53
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 04:52 pm:   

Over here, I heard the joke go: "X" = the unknown; "spurt" = a drip under pressure. So an "expert" is: an unknown drip under pressure.

Keep your spirits up, Weber. Don't let the basturds get you down....
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 06:15 pm:   

Mr B

I get paid Friday.

Would you perchance wish to partake of a beverage or two or possibly 5 or 6 in a friendly local hostelry such as the Bodds at some point over the weekend?
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 09:39 pm:   

Hi Weber-

Sounds good. Friday night be OK?
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.96.242.126
Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 - 11:17 pm:   

Just keep off the Bushmills...
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 10:16 am:   

Friday is the one night this weekend I can't do. Saturday or sunday?
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 10:40 am:   

I'm out Saturday night so Sunday looks better. What time?

Gary, me and Marc are both Salfordians so we can handle the Bushmills- it's only the weakling Mackems who can't hold their Irish whiskey.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.96.242.126
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 10:48 am:   

I'm still recovering...

You're a bad influence on me, mate.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 11:29 am:   

Sunday's good - about 8?
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 11:33 am:   

Excellent dude! Um... how do I recognise you?
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 129.11.77.198
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 11:35 am:   

Have you seen The Matrix? :-)
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 12:41 pm:   

I'll be the one doing backflips in slow motion.

Alternatively I'll be in a broken heap in the corner sobbing into a pint glass.

More realistically I'll be wearing a long black leather jacket, probably stood at the quiz machine.
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Thursday, November 27, 2008 - 10:45 pm:   

Not sure how far any of those will narrow the field down in Swinton, but I'll do my best...
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Karim Ghahwagi (Karim)
Username: Karim

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 204.104.55.242
Posted on Friday, November 28, 2008 - 09:50 am:   

Weber the recession hit here as well. I work three jobs, but I had one of them go two weeks ago, and even just getting an additional part time job is getting harder- I wonder what it will be like come February/March. Best of luck with it.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Friday, November 28, 2008 - 10:13 am:   

Backflips in slow motion would certainly narrow the field down, even in swinton. If I tried I'd end up as a broken wreck on the floor though. I'll probably be wearing my Pisshead shirt (motorhead logo but with a hand added holding a pint and the word Pisshead in the motorhead font over the top of it). The Matrix style jacket is reasonably distinctive

How will I know you?
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Friday, November 28, 2008 - 10:32 am:   

Short and chunky; long dark hair in a ponytail; goatee beard; long black coat.

Or a recent mugshot:

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.php?pid=1708169&id=557144993&ref=nf

Only without the backing band, obviously...
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 09:00 am:   

Hey Mark, good meeting you last night. Best of luck for today's interview- hope you get it!
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:00 pm:   

God I'm nervous. It's times like this I wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was a boy.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 82.3.65.135
Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:19 pm:   

Give it to them, W!
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Hubert (Hubert)
Username: Hubert

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 78.21.22.92
Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 12:38 pm:   

Good luck!
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 10:33 pm:   

What did your mother tell you when you were a boy?
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Mick Curtis (Mick)
Username: Mick

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.159.156.130
Posted on Monday, December 01, 2008 - 11:35 pm:   

All together now - "I don't know, I didn't listen"!

I do miss Douglas Adams...
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
Posted on Tuesday, December 02, 2008 - 10:20 am:   

I wondered where I'd nicked the line from.

I don't like you any more Mick. beating me to my punchline

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