| Author | Message | ||
     Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
At an interview yesterday I was asked how I felt about my now imminent redundancy. My answer was thta i was thinking of it as an opportunity, trying to see the positive - "after all, what the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly". | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.3.65.135 |
What was the job? | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
pretentious wanker | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
purchase ledger clerk for a hotel bookings/travel firm | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.3.65.135 |
Is that someone who masturbates while reading Lady Chatterley's Lover? | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
either that or Peter Greenaway films | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
Is it possible to pleasure oneself manually to a Peter Greenaway film? There's always lots of nudity but they're not sexy films IMHO. It's difficult to imagine knocking one off over The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and her lover... I'll leave it to you guys to supply the punchlines to that statement | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.240.155.122 |
That urination scene in Prospero's Books doesn't do it for you? | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.129.23.231 |
I think they're quite wanky. |