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     Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.159.152.164 |
Well, probably not, but still a good'un - one of the books I got for Christmas:-  ...and apologies for non-UK folk who may not know who this is. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.244.175 |
Oh yeah, Terry-Thomas, I remember him... from what specifically, no, but I do remember him.... An old wives' tale was, that a gap in the front teeth is indicative of sexual promisicuity. Did you get to that part in the book yet, Mick...?  | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.121.214.11 |
 I prefer this | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.121.214.11 |
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| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.121.214.11 |
The blurb for slime (above the picture) reads "Turn on the tap...and diee of terror" They don't make quality like that any more. | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.121.214.11 |
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| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.121.214.11 |
I'm sat in my local library, downloading these pictures onto the desktop to post here. I'm glad I'm in a quiet corner for a change. | ||
| Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch) Username: Mark_lynch Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.74.96.200 |
I quite fancy the autobiography of Cheetah from the Tarzan movies. . . But that'd be silly. He's still alive, you know. | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
These probably don't count as books, but they still crack me up.    from: http://worldoflongmire.com/feature/romance_novels/ | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 192.26.212.72 |
That last one is so... blunt. Although now I want "Wild Dogs Ate My Lover". | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.203.130.84 |
Those are marvellous - and let's face it - if you were in the Swamp of Death with someone you fancied what else would have time for? | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 192.26.212.72 |
I'd probably try to avoid the swamp altogether. Maybe head over to the Swamp of Quickies instead. The link itself is blocked from my job -- I'm assuming those are photoshopped covers? | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
Weird - the link goes somewhere meaningless! Google "Longmire" and "romance" and you should be able to get there. | ||
| Tom_alaerts (Tom_alaerts) Username: Tom_alaerts Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.244.150.114 |
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| Allybird (Allybird) Username: Allybird Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 79.70.113.253 |
Shudder!!!! I hate snakes! | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 192.26.212.72 |
What's wrong with your snake? Some bloke seems to be harassing it with a stick, that's what. | ||
| Steve Bacon (Stevebacon) Username: Stevebacon Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 90.213.27.228 |
That snake is wrapped so tight, that bloke's hands have all drained of blood. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.17.14.1 |
"What's Wrong With My Snake?" could go, actually, with any one of those three romance covers.... | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
Can snakes not bite through latex? | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
  Dr Freud, please pick up the house phone... | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.161.253.208 |
That Rifleman one. That was intended, wasn't it? | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.161.253.208 |
BTW those 'Squelch' creatures actually look quite sweet... | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.161.253.208 |
That Longmire romance site was HILARIOUS! The Blind and Buttonless Horseman - 'He had no idea where he was going because he couldn't see!' 'The Toy in Daddys Pants' - Ha! My fave though is 'Birds Like Crazy People' and that little review in the corner. I've just lughed out long and loud at that. Thank you. | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.161.253.208 |
'Lughed'? Maybe, maybe... | ||
| Karim Ghahwagi (Karim) Username: Karim Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.19.103.122 |
'The Rifleman' my God thats for real? | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.161.253.208 |
It practically borders on child porn... | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.161.253.208 |
And I just hate to think what this 'mysterious bag' is given this image. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.244.62 |
Tangent, but not - the opening to "The Rifleman" is forever forged in my mind - that stirring theme that makes you want to go out yourself and conquer the west - but even better, Chuck Conners walking down the center of the town, crazily unloading his rifle (er - look how he's holding it too)... and then he just keeps on walking, while he reloads, staring askance and annoyed at the camera... my god, it's a psychopath! Everybody run!!! | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.121.214.11 |
Is it my imagination or does the shadow of the log in the riflkeman picture make it look like the guy has pissed himself? That's on top of all the other blatant imagery in the picture | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.170.88.98 |
Ah yes. 'Pissed'... | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.170.88.98 |
Ah yes. 'Pissed'. | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.170.88.98 |
? As an exercise in understanding comedy I wish you all to discuss which of the previous two posts was the funnier. Ahem.  |