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     John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.208.48.69 |
I saw the trailer for this today, and while I'm sure there is no way it can live up to it it looks absolutely marvellous & I can't wait. And instead of posting a youtube link I thought I'd provide the soundtrack album track listing which just makes me want to watch it all the more: 1. Centuries Ago... Debbie Wiseman 2. ADV_NTURE Debbie Wiseman 3. At The Old Mircalla Cottage Debbie Wiseman 4. Have You Been Hanging Out With Vicars? Debbie Wiseman 5. I Know Something Really Wrong Is Happening Here, But Is There Any Chance We Can Just Ignore It? Debbie Wiseman 6. Vampires? Lesbian Vampires! Debbie Wiseman 7. Run You Bellends! Debbie Wiseman 8. You're A Virgin? Debbie Wiseman 9. Give Me One Last Kiss Debbie Wiseman 10. My aXe Girlfriend Debbie Wiseman 11. Full-On Lesbian Vampire Attack! Debbie Wiseman 12. The Dawn Of The Red Moon Debbie Wiseman 13. Jimmy, I Love You Debbie Wiseman 14. All Grown Up Debbie Wiseman 15. The Crypt Of Carmilla Debbie Wiseman 16. Carmilla, The Vampire Queen Debbie Wiseman 17. Whores Of F***ing Hades, Prepare For F***ing Death! Debbie Wiseman 18. Lesbian Vampire Killers Debbie Wiseman 19. Under The Moon Of Love Showaddywaddy Yes! Showaddywaddy! | ||
| Chris_morris (Chris_morris) Username: Chris_morris Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 12.165.240.116 |
You know how to have a good time, don't you, Lord P? | ||
| Chris_morris (Chris_morris) Username: Chris_morris Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 12.165.240.116 |
You had me at "Whores of F***ing Hades, Prepare for F***ing Death!" | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.20.31.211 |
Er, is Debbie Wiseman related to the producer or what? | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.208.48.69 |
Er...she's the composer. That's why her name's on all the tracks. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.20.31.211 |
I know. But listed like that it looks as if she's done nefarious things to get on all the tracks. Usually it just says "all tracks composed by XXX except * ". | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.208.48.69 |
Well I got the listing from the...discreet mail order service I buy all my soundtrack albums from & they do that with them all. Sorry mate - I thought you couldn't have been that clueless. It is after all something film-related  | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.20.31.211 |
Understandable mistake. When it comes to these matters I'm normally as sharp as a football. | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.208.48.69 |
More plus points on this: It's set in WALES! The website allows you to download something called 'Clam Lappers' but obviously my sensibilities are too delicate to proceed further with that particular feature. Bad point: The two writers have worked on some truly awful Channel 4 programmes. | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
See, this is the problem with English. Are they lesbian vampires? Or killers of vampires who are lesbians? Or lesbian killers of lesbian vampires? And what oversexed male thought the idea of hot naked vampire babes (I'm just guessing here) would be a commercially viable idea? Where's Wales anyway? Is that near London? | ||
| Chris_morris (Chris_morris) Username: Chris_morris Registered: 04-2008 Posted From: 12.165.240.116 |
Q: How do you get two whales in a car? A: Down the M4 and across the Severn Bridge. (I actually got that in a fortune cookie once. I was fourteen, pitifully American, and had no idea what it meant.) | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.241.143 |
This is the best RCMB thread in ages...  | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.203.130.11 |
Oh I am SO pleased you think so Sir Zedney! | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.209.204.98 |
So I spend a few days away only to return shocked and dismayed to see that despite the fact that this work of comedy horror genius has been on general release for over a week NO-ONE on RCMB has seen it??? Allow me to correct this. And no it's not exactly genius but this film is far funnier, better made, acted, scored and written than I could ever have hoped for. Latest BBC comedy double act James Corden & Matt Horne end up in deepest darkest Cragwich, a village cursed such that on their 18th birthday every young beautiful girl born there (and there seem to be quite a few) becomes a bloodsucking lesbian. Can Carmilla the lesbian vampire queen be vanquished? Only by the sword of Di'ldo it seems but our heroes are somewhat loathe to pick it up on account of the handle's rather...singular shape. Some great sight gags (one lesbian vampire dissolves to leave nothing but two silicon implants in the hands of her slayer), a sense that this movie has been made by people who know and love horror, and a Hammeresque use of a broad orchestral music score that makes the film feel a lot bigger budgeted than it was, this is a marvellous way of spending the afternoon. Watched with a like-minded friend this is more fun than bummed by a big gay werewolf. | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
I disagree - it IS genius. Pure bloody brilliance. I was in real pain from laughing so hard. The final shot of the film literally had me in tears. I only wish more had been made of the waterbomb condoms filled with holy water. Three words: Baron Wolfgang McLaren. | ||
| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 91.110.193.18 |
This film has the worst press of any film ever: every print review I've seen has slammed it as a painfully unfunny no-brainer aimed solely at the not overly bright male teen. Is it, like the similarly named I BOUGHT A VAMPIRE MOTORCYCLE, just too clever for the critics? | ||
| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 91.110.193.18 |
Oddly enough, there are no male teens on the RCMB. So whatever's impressing people isn't at that level. | ||
| Simon Strantzas (Nomis) Username: Nomis Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 99.225.104.255 |
Surely at that height Zed is no more than 12 years old. |