| Author | Message | ||
     Des (Des) Username: Des Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 86.166.188.81 |
Why is everyone wearing poncey long scarves double-looped around their necks as a showpiece rather than to keep themselves warm? | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
It's an invite to use the scarf as a noose and loop the trailing end over the nearest tree branch. Feel free to try it next time you see one. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.241.143 |
To answer your question: because they're cunts.  | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.159.87.15 |
That's your answer for everything, Zed! | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
My insanely long scarf DOES keep me warm, Des. So nyah.  | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.16.77.7 |
It hides my tentacles. | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 90.208.48.78 |
I have several long scarves, each ones matches a different overcoat, and they are all serve the useful functions of keeping me warm while at the same time adding to my general aura of stylish eccentricity  [They're also very useful for looping around bedposts to assist in swift exits from upper storey bedrooms] | ||
| Des (Des) Username: Des Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 86.166.188.81 |
Zut, alors! | ||
| Coral (Coral) Username: Coral Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 90.220.218.237 |
My home knitted Dr Who scarf went round my kneck roughly six times and both ends still trailed on the floor. Nobody told me I was only 5feet5 when I started knitting it! I looked like a bundle of multi coloured laundry going about the town. Would anyone here like me to knit them a scarf? By the way, scarves, or square things, are ALL I can knit, because my mother never showed me how to knit around corners. John, if you tried to use one of my scarves as an escape rope, you'd find yourself with a pair of broken ankles before it was halfway extended!!! | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
[They're also very useful for looping around bedposts to assist in swift exits from upper storey bedrooms] I have ropes looped round my bedposts - to protect others when the moon is full.  | ||
| Gcw (Gcw) Username: Gcw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.151.125.173 |
I probably am a cunt, but I do actually quite like my scarves. Zed! - Accessorise Dahling!! It's fashion mate - like flares n'straights etc..Mostly harmless. gcw | ||
| Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch) Username: Mark_lynch Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 212.74.96.200 |
Tom Baker, innit? I've also got a sonic screwdriver torch. Nurr. | ||
| Jonathan (Jonathan) Username: Jonathan Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 79.77.50.207 |
There is a guy in the office who wears a scarf indoors. Even when it's warm (and it's usually pretty toasty in Rebellion HQ). He does look a bit like an extra from Nathan Barley. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.238.216 |
Some prefer a cyanide tooth. For me, it's my suffocation scarf. |