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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
| | Posted on Monday, March 16, 2009 - 06:05 pm: | |
I went for a Chinese last night. I'd just started my main course when I spotted a pair of eyes l;ooking up at me through the noodles. I nearly fainted with shock. Then I realised it was only the peeking duck... |
Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 10:40 am: | |
Sorry. Even by my standards this one was bad. I was trying to think of a really good food based joke, possibly about herbs, but I didn't have thyme. |
John (John)
Username: John
Registered: 05-2008
Posted From: 82.24.1.217
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 17, 2009 - 08:02 pm: | |
Gnngh. |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.17.14.132
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 01:51 am: | |
Did the duck pull out your eyeballs like those tarantulas did in Fulci's The Beyond?...
I sure hope so. |
Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 212.121.214.11
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 03:15 pm: | |
Thank you for the "Gnngh". A very sage reaction to the joke. I only hope I can keep the inclination to do more at Bay. Leaf me alone temptation. |
Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 212.121.214.11
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 18, 2009 - 03:21 pm: | |
Sorry. You must be getting very cress with me by now. I feel parsley responsible for the lowering of humour standards on the board. The puns just keep cumin out and I can only say sorrel, I mean sorry. |