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Author Message   Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 11:58 am:    I was exploring a graveyard with a friend last week. Suddenly I let out a huge gasp of horror. "What is it? Are you all right?" my friend asked, hurrying over. "No, I'm not all right," I said, pointing a shaky finger at the thing before us.   Des (Des) Username: Des Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 86.145.36.243 Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 12:07 pm:    I wonder if he died of an Oxford coma.   Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 12:27 pm:    He might have been a greengrocer, it might be deliberate ironic humour. Probably not though.   Karim Ghahwagi (Karim) Username: Karim Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 80.167.124.163 Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 12:49 pm:    'I wonder if he died of an Oxford coma.'   Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.229 Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 01:41 pm:    Let's hope he'll possess the person who carved that epitaph - a possessive apostrophe of a spook.   Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.250.202 Posted on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 - 03:39 pm:    Thank God I have no loved ones....   Frank (Frank) Username: Frank Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 79.187.206.46 Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 04:15 pm:    Craig - you do, mate, us. Now cheer you msierable bastard   Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.5.1.139 Posted on Wednesday, April 01, 2009 - 04:27 pm:    Thanks a lot! Are you trying to get rid of me Frank?...   Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 11:44 am:    Speak for yourself Frank. I hate the twunt.   Frank (Frank) Username: Frank Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 79.187.206.46 Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:16 pm:    Craig - not at all, mate. You kind of remind me of Mr Wincott from The Crow. He's one of my favourite genre villians. Weber - Without Craig, mate, life would be that little less interesting. Go on, admit it.   Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 02:23 pm:    Templates need I say more?   Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.254.44 Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 03:47 pm:    I don't remember Mr. Wincott - well, I don't remember THE CROW, actually - I'm not sure what to think of that.... Weber - meh. Go sip yer twinings and shut yer gobhole.   Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 04:10 pm:    Don't like tea. Strictly a coffee bloke me. you stereotyping fat texan twat   Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.252.97 Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 05:27 pm:    Excuse me, I have a cough here.... ***COU[pastyqueensbumkissingtoothrottingsmegma]GH!***   Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 Posted on Thursday, April 02, 2009 - 05:34 pm:

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