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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, April 24, 2009 - 02:22 pm:   

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?


If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?
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Des (Des)
Username: Des

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 86.130.218.222
Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2013 - 05:27 pm:   

Does a Seraph suffer from Harpes?
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.244.38
Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2013 - 10:51 pm:   

I hope you're not expecting answers, Weber and Des!
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Des (Des)
Username: Des

Registered: 09-2010
Posted From: 86.130.218.222
Posted on Thursday, April 11, 2013 - 11:12 pm:   

Weber has been waiting four years for his answers!
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.244.38
Posted on Friday, April 12, 2013 - 06:50 pm:   

Oh, so he has! I never noticed that!
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Weber (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.134.107.80
Posted on Sunday, April 14, 2013 - 12:41 pm:   

What colour do smurfs turn when you choke them?
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 92.232.244.38
Posted on Monday, April 15, 2013 - 12:45 am:   

Hang on, let me go grab a smurf and then I'll come back and tell you ...
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Monday, April 15, 2013 - 08:05 am:   

If you lop off your enemy's feet in battle, has he been defeated?
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 99.126.164.88
Posted on Monday, April 15, 2013 - 08:46 pm:   

Weber's post elsewhere led me to ruminate...

Does matter matter?

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