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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
| | Posted on Tuesday, May 19, 2009 - 04:41 pm: | |
I think I've got swine flu. I'm coming out in rashers and my throat is so sore my voice is crackling. I need some oinkment to make me better. |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.5.7.27
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 20, 2009 - 12:46 am: | |
Have you a fever? Is your forehead bacon? Is your rump roasting? |
Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
| | Posted on Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 02:07 pm: | |
If anyone sends you an email saying you can catch Swine Flu from tinned spicy ham ignore it. It's just spam |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.236.119
| | Posted on Thursday, May 21, 2009 - 04:12 pm: | |
I heard the industry is fighting back against all the bad press with a new ad campaign. Their tagline: "Steer is queer, but swine is fine."
That's a pork rhyme. |