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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 05:30 pm:   

I just lost an argument with a work colleague. It wasn't anything important and, knowing he knows I'm a sarcastic sod, sent him an email saying "I'll prove I'm right, give me 10 minutes and check wikipedia".

In response I got a long rambling email about how he'd checked Wiki and I was still wrong because it said this, that and the other blah blah blah and I actually had to explain the joke to him.

I thought I'd got away from working with idiots when I left the warehouse.
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.237.17
Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 05:36 pm:   

Weber, Weber, Weber... I've told you before: DONNIE DARKO sucks, and arguing Wikipedia won't help... now get thee back to thy cubicle!...
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 05:47 pm:   

point proven. This was another guy who would fail the turing test.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 05:51 pm:   

Do you need me to explain the joke to you Craig?

I emailed my colleague saying "give me 10 minutes and check wikipedia". The "Give me 10 minutes" is to indicate that I need to do something before he checks. What might that something be when I've told him to check an encyclopedia which is maintained and updated by members of the public?

I wasn't arguing wikipedia. I was admitting I was wrong in a sarcastic fashion...

Do you understand that now?
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.26.61.140
Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 05:54 pm:   

Frankly, no.
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Gcw (Gcw)
Username: Gcw

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 86.150.109.19
Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 06:33 pm:   

..So.....

Run it by me one more time..?

gcw:-)
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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 217.37.199.45
Posted on Monday, June 29, 2009 - 07:06 pm:   

I get it but assumed at first that you'd meant to type "... and I'll check Wikipedia". For greater clarity, you could have said "Wait ten minutes, then check Wikipedia."

Good joke though.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 11:36 am:   

At last, someone who gets it. I admit it works better the more extreme the claim, for example -

Craig Schwartz has impeccable taste in movies, it's true, give me 10 minutes, then check wikipedia.

or

Shaun Hutson has just been awarded the nobel prize for literature, it's true , give me 10 etc.
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Huw (Huw)
Username: Huw

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 218.168.187.144
Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 11:59 am:   

Don't worry, Weber, I got it too. ;-)
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 129.11.76.230
Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 12:15 pm:   

If you have to explain a joke . . . :-)
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 12:17 pm:   

Then the person you're explaining it too is too thick to understand it...
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 129.11.76.230
Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 12:23 pm:   

Well . . .

>>>I'll prove I'm right, give me 10 minutes and check wikipedia

If instructed to "give you ten minutes and check Wikipedia", I'd go and check Wikipedia during the ten minutes I'm giving you. Not the intention at all, dear fellow. :-)
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Tuesday, June 30, 2009 - 01:39 pm:   

Now you're just twisting my words you word-twisting oik
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 67.116.103.241
Posted on Wednesday, July 01, 2009 - 06:08 am:   

Ah. It was a joke. Huh. Weird.

So anyway, for me laughing?... Give me ten minutes, then check Wikipedia.

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