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     Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.249.146 |
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| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.249.146 |
I'm old Greeeeeeeeeeg. Do ya love me? Do ya like Baileys? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.24.122.40 |
Zed's pissed again. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.249.146 |
3 bottles of Shiraz. :-o | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.24.122.40 |
Alky. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
I haven't touched a drop in 2 months. Wanna see my mangina? | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
You should have posted a pic of that fisherman stuffed and mounted like a fish. Brrr. he's weird looking. | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
Albie is textual LSD. Fact. | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
Never study NLP, that's all I ask. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
I just wrote the truth. Maybe YOU read it with genius eyes. | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
I'm a toby jug. I have no eyes. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
I'm just a jug of eyes. I weep internally and quench the thirst of ragged masters. | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
Wow!  | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.244.67 |
WOW? How many summers have you seen, Griff? I'm assuming you are young enough to find the stuff I vomit worth a "wow!" | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.244.67 |
Urgh! Imagine a jug made from squishy eyes. Imagine supping the tears that build up in it! | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
Double WOW!!  | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
You're just so original, Albie. I love your work, it has something. I'm educated to post-grad level. You've seen my A-levels and grades, no? | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
No. Original? Well, maybe you are more a conniseur of these things. I just like/need to say/think/believe/kill for weird things all day. It's a psychological barrier that reared up one day when I was reading a Goonies book. Then That Vic Reeves chappie pulled himself out of a well. Then I went crazy and now I can't stop myself. But if it entertains, then fine. But be warned: the sole intention of this state of mind is to make you the same way. It is still refining itself. Failed experiments litter my town. But you should treat this warning as another joke, as they all do here. It is better for both of us. Indeed, already you are adjusting your frame of mind to that very standard. And when you've moved on to another message, another site, another activity, these words will be naught but a gag. Naught but a gag. Naughty butter god. Knot Buddha a gog. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.219.8.243 |
I have a City & Guilds in AutoCAD. Beat that, you mother! | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.216 |
Did I ever tell you that I have a 100 metres swimming certificate? I didn't like to brag. I can also dive for a brick, so if a brick is ever drowning in Whitby, I'm its man. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.244.67 |
See, Griff? I unveil my secret evil plan, and the disguise holds. They see it as a gag. You will be the same soon. Soon. Spoon. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.197 |
But Brother Albs, you mistook my secret code of allegiance for a joke. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.244.67 |
DAMN! I blew it. I stand down from chairman. You take the mantle. I am not worthy. How goes it with the poison gas pellets? | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
"Original? Well, maybe you are more a conniseur of these things. I just like/need to say/think/believe/kill for weird things all day. It's a psychological barrier that reared up one day when I was reading a Goonies book. Then That Vic Reeves chappie pulled himself out of a well. Then I went crazy and now I can't stop myself. But if it entertains, then fine. But be warned: the sole intention of this state of mind is to make you the same way. It is still refining itself. Failed experiments litter my town. But you should treat this warning as another joke, as they all do here. It is better for both of us. Indeed, already you are adjusting your frame of mind to that very standard. And when you've moved on to another message, another site, another activity, these words will be naught but a gag. Naught but a gag. Naughty butter god. Knot Buddha a gog." AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS ALBIE IS LIKE A BADDIE OUT OF A RAMSEY CAMPBELL SHORT STORY OR A CHARACTER OUT OF THE LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN? | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
I found Albie's post profoundly disturbing. Seeping into my mind into my reality. There's a Campbellian short story in there somewhere... Creepy and Unsettling. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.215 |
Albie's our secret weapon. The ultimate loose cannon. Sometimes inspired, sometimes hilarious, sometimes bigotted, sometimes annoying, sometimes mind-blowing, sometimes even vulnerable. He's like an id at war with a superego that hasn't been introduced to the world completely sober. A monkey at war with a bishop in a dank cellar while a nervous social worker referees the whole bout. He's...er, Albie. | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
Has anyone met him in the flesh? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.198 |
No one here. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.219.8.243 |
I once met his flesh, but he wasn't in it. Awful, it was. Awful. Like damp pink bubblewrap. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.198 |
Zed tried it on, too, and stretched it to such an extent that Albie now looks like a chicken carcass in a bin liner. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.249.146 |
What a thoroughly disturbing image! | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
Albie's an interesting and intriguing chap. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.249.146 |
You fancy him, don't you? ;-) | ||
| Tony (Tony) Username: Tony Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.50.90 |
I'm glad you said it. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/image/Joker_5.jpg | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
God, I hate albie! Pretentious pancake! | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
"You fancy him, don't you? ;-)" There's only room in my withered bitter heart for Fry. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.24.122.40 |
Vomits Baileys he drunk from a shoe. | ||
| Griff (Griff) Username: Griff Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.100 |
You flirt with me, madam. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.244.67 |
HAHAH! We're all gay for albs. Not me! I've seen the build up of yellow gunk in his... | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.249.146 |
Personally, I'm hot for Zed. | ||
| Simon Strantzas (Nomis) Username: Nomis Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 38.113.181.169 |
Me too. |