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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 217.37.199.45
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 01:44 pm: | |
A recent Department of Health press release challenges its own alcohol guidelines:
"The Contracting Authority is putting in place a Pan Government Collaborative Framework Agreement for use by UK public sector bodies (identified at VI.3) including but not limited to Central Government Departments and their Agencies, Non Departmental Public Bodies; NHS bodies and Local Authorities."
I can't wait. |
Jonathan (Jonathan)
Username: Jonathan
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 91.143.178.131
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 03:36 pm: | |
My brain hurts! |
Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.131.110.123
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 04:05 pm: | |
Did Virginia Woolf write that? |
Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 217.37.199.45
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 06:31 pm: | |
The simplest of jokes. And no-one gets it.  |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.228.108
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 07:12 pm: | |
There was something to get? |
Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.131.110.123
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 07:16 pm: | |
Aim lower for me, Jules!
Er, Joel. (?) |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.228.108
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 07:23 pm: | |
Aim lower for me, Jules!
Er, Joel. (?)
?????
Did I fall down the rabbit-hole again? |
Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.131.110.123
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 07:25 pm: | |
I meant if that was a joke it was so far above my ability to comprehend it I thought it was deadly serious.
Joel - have you gone of the simple pun? |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.228.108
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 09, 2010 - 07:34 pm: | |
Tony, maybe Joel is trying to drive us mad....
You go to the asylum first and check if you're mad or not, and then tell me whether or not I should go and check, too. |
Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 91.110.212.121
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 - 12:19 am: | |
Pan. As in 'The Great God'. Chaos, alcohol, festivity. Pan. How could any pun be simpler?
I give up. |
Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.232.73
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 10, 2010 - 09:13 am: | |
Ah! Yes indeed, it was there the whole time!
The pun must have been obscured by this dyin' eye cyst of mine.
... And now, for that, I shall fall on a fork repeatedly. |