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     Kate (Kathleen) Username: Kathleen Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 213.122.209.76 |
Just found this little news item in our local "What's On" guide and thought you should all be warned.  | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.55 |
And this week's homework, everyone, is to write a story entitled 'Cotswold Dogging Rage' to be included in the forthcoming anthology 'The Wicked West' | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.178.156.161 |
I've already written "Weybridge Wolfbagging Anger" for the collection "London Down the Pan". | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.197 |
A couple was out dogging in the Cotswold when the Reverend Spooner walked past their car. Upon seeing this uncommonly chaste man, the couple immediately ceased their activity and started to put their clothes back on. However, in the frantic tussle which followed, the car door flew open and both were exposed to the chill afternoon . . . and to Reverend Spooner's gaze. The Reverend, rather a shy chap, promptly observed what he had little choice but to observe and then, with involuntary Spooneresque haste, blurted, "I say! What's cold in the Cotswolds." | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.178.156.161 |
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| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.37.199.45 |
You are a shining wit, Gary.  | ||
| Kate (Kathleen) Username: Kathleen Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 213.122.209.76 |
Oh dear, I had to read yours twice, Joel.  Hey, can we all erect (ahem) a pornographic sign and then go pose in front of it, angry-people-in-local-newspapers style? | ||
| Kate (Kathleen) Username: Kathleen Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 213.122.209.76 |
Sorry, that's http://apiln.blogspot.com | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.166.117.210 |
That's people for you: give them something beautiful and they either turn it into a big pool of jism or a steaming pile of shit. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.198 |
Praise indeed, Joel, from a puckish funster. | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
This thread reminds me of the time I was living in the Cotswolds when I was much, much younger and fitter ...  | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
Oh, and single - I forgot to say that!  | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.253.174.81 |
Glad to see Zed has lost none of his bright & breezy frivolity | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.55 |
This thread reminds me of the time I was living in the Cotswolds when I was much, much younger and fitter Are you saying you used to go dogging in the Cotswolds? | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 82.38.75.85 |
I'll admit to nothing, except to say those were my wild and reckless days, Weber. I'm a lot older and wiser now! |