| Author | Message | ||
     Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.182.163.130 |
Someone managed to up-end the contents of his (or her) stomach outside our front gate, leaving a very large, rank, unsightly puddle. As it was on the pavement rather than on our property, I called the local council who duly sent a nice chap around equipped with a jet wash. "I've come to clear up some body spillage", he proclaimed... | ||
| Kate (Kathleen) Username: Kathleen Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 213.122.209.76 |
Ugh. We should have done that for the papier-mâché sludge on the pavement in our road that's been there since Christmas. That's what happens when a whole newspaper gets buried in the snow. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.4.225.51 |
I bet finding that there, Mick, made you want to throw up your hands. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.26.154.208 |
Yeah, sorry about that, Mick. I had a dodgy mutton madras. I didn't expect the trajectory of the expulsion to reach quite that far. | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.182.163.130 |
I don't believe you, GF - you'd not settle for anything less than a Phall... |