Mick Curtis (Mick)
Posted From: 188.8.131.52
|Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 06:03 pm: |
"Arm yourself, Watson, there is an evil hand afoot ahead."
Posted From: 184.108.40.206
|Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 06:20 pm: |
Oh I love that contest! One of my all-time favourites is this one, from 2003:
The flock of geese flew overhead in a "V" formation - not in an old-fashioned-looking Times New Roman kind of a "V", branched out slightly at the two opposite arms at the top of the "V", nor in a more modern-looking, straight and crisp, linear Arial sort of "V" (although since they were flying, Arial might have been appropriate), but in a slightly asymmetric, tilting off-to-one-side sort of italicized Courier New-like "V" - and LaFonte knew that he was just the type of man to know the difference.
Posted From: 220.127.116.11
|Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 06:21 pm: |
Those are hiliarious, Mick. Thanks for making me laugh out loud and scare my cat.
I particularly enjoyed this one:
>>t'Bleen and Golxxm squelched their way romantically along the slough beach beneath the three Sommodian moons, their eye-stalks occasionally touching, and tenderly belched sweet nothings like, "I don't think I've ever had such a charming evening," and, "Say, would you like to gnaw that hunk of suppurating tissue off my dorsal appendage—it really itches."<<
Ian Alexander Martin (Iam)
Posted From: 18.104.22.168
|Posted on Thursday, July 08, 2010 - 11:00 pm: |
[rapidly adjusts beginning of master work which has been two decades in the making thereof]