Posted From: 126.96.36.199
|Posted on Friday, October 15, 2010 - 11:12 am: |
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees
Ees a ham bush....."
Stevie Walsh (Stephenw)
Posted From: 188.8.131.52
|Posted on Friday, October 15, 2010 - 03:57 pm: |
I think I was missing part of your Statue of David joke, Weber... maybe a blessing in disguise?
Posted From: 184.108.40.206
|Posted on Friday, October 15, 2010 - 06:10 pm: |
Your mock-Mexican accent is appalling, Weber.
Jamie Rosen (Jamie)
Posted From: 220.127.116.11
|Posted on Saturday, October 16, 2010 - 12:15 am: |