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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4

Posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 04:18 pm:

The science of Astrology took a huge leap forward in popularity today when everyone born under the sign of Capricorn suffered a broken leg when they were run down in the street by a scorpio on a green and black painted bicycle.

Des (Des)
Username: Des

Registered: 06-2008
Posted From: 86.163.170.232

Posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 04:29 pm:

THE SCIENCE OF ASTROLOGY by DF Lewis

The strange forces of serendipity and coincidence ever seem to be at work, especially when amid stories in the horror mode. Either that or there is some wondrous mantra (or muse?) steering our minds towards those priceless moments of creativity and gestalt. Astrology, one such mandala, is not concerned with cause and effect; it is an empirical study of human behaviour and of life-force trends as paralleled by the positions of all the planets in the Zodiac at the precise moment and place of birth. The concept of Synchronicity (i.e As Above, So Below) could not be more logical. If our Universe and all its ingredients failed to move in cogwheel patterns with perfectly overlapping ripples, that would surely be more ridiculous than if they did move in that way. So why is belief in Astrology deemed ridiculous when a disbelief in it would be more ridiculous? Those people who ridicule Astrology—-who decry this interpretative study of synchronicity empirically derived from (a) scientifically calculated patterns of the universe and (b) simultaneous human actions—-will never know whether it works, because the Astrological influences in their own horoscopes may well demonstrate that very ignorance which they were born to suffer: a vicious circle of disbelief.
The movement of all bodies, Heavenly or otherwise, is surely a refined, interactive process, having taken merely a single eternity of preparation to produce our infinitely complex mortal life. Only those who believe will in turn be believed, because Faith is a two-way conduit. As Above, so Below.

Albie (Albie)
Username: Albie

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.195.236.131

Posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 05:01 pm:

Today you will become trapped in a DVD of Snow White and have to fight off the amorous advances of Dopey until your arms ache and you simply have to let go and grit your teeth as he crawls around between your legs nipping you and punching your back.

Albie (Albie)
Username: Albie

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.195.236.131

Posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 05:14 pm:

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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.5.13.235

Posted on Monday, July 28, 2008 - 05:33 pm:

Little known fact: Those in the northern hemisphere born under the astrology sign "Cancer," generally see their birthdays accompied by general - and sometimes quite sharp - increases in weather temperatures for the entire hemisphere. By contrast, those born under the sign "Capricorn" (in this same hemisphere), experience birthdays with singularly much colder weather patterns.

It has also been proved that nearly every person born under the sign "Libra," was conceived in a very specific range of weeks: studies have found it to be any time from mid-December, straight into January. That is to say, there were no "Libras" found conceived in a "Leo" month - let alone, a "Virgo."

These mounting, seemingly-inexplicable patterns within Astrology - and there are many many more - surely testify to its overall truths....