| Author | Message | ||
     Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.3.65.135 |
Say hello to Alan, everyone! | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Thank you, Gary. The exclamation points make me sound more exciting than I really am.  | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.5.9.239 |
Hi, Alan! So what do you write...? | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Craig, that's amazing - how did you know? But to answer your question: mostly horror and dark fantasy, of one variety or another. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.3.65.135 |
You mean, you're not the Alan Frankelton? Tsk! | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Now, if someone other than the moderator I emailed earlier today had said that, I would have been impressed. Shocked, but impressed. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.3.65.135 |
No, the moderator is the Gary Fry. I'm just plain old Gary Fry. [no relation to that wanker] | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.154.242.64 |
Hi Alan - welcome... | ||
| Richard_gavin (Richard_gavin) Username: Richard_gavin Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 69.157.36.150 |
Welcome, Alan! Best, Richard | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Gary - In that case, wow, I'm shocked and impressed! Mick & Richard - thanks. | ||
| Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey) Username: Ramsey Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.74 |
Welcome, Alan. Don't tread on Tubby. | ||
| Allybird (Allybird) Username: Allybird Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 79.70.57.80 |
Hi Alan! Great that you considered joining and did! | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Welcomed and disturbed, all in the space of two short sentences. Thank you, Ramsey - I'll be careful where I put my feet ... | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Argh, double post (sorry...) Thanks Allyson. I did say that I'd been meaning to, didn't I. | ||
| Hubert (Hubert) Username: Hubert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.22.225.148 |
Welcome in our midst, Alan. | ||
| Tom English (Deadletterpress) Username: Deadletterpress Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 216.54.1.35 |
Hi, Alan! | ||
| Huw (Huw) Username: Huw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 218.168.184.218 |
Welcome aboard, Alan! | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.242.126 |
Welcome, Alan - always good to have a new member. | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Zed: why, what do you do to them? Should I be worried? Thanks for the welcome, folks. | ||
| Jonathan (Jonathan) Username: Jonathan Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 91.143.178.131 |
Hi Alan | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.219.8.243 |
Dn't worry; I only watch. From the corner. In the shadows. Through binoculars. ;-) | ||
| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 217.37.199.45 |
Yo Alan. | ||
| Ramsey Campbell (Ramsey) Username: Ramsey Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.93.21.74 |
Congratulations on your new member, Z! Whereabouts on you is it? | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.253.174.81 |
I stitched it on but obviously I can't say where. Hello Alan! | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.216 |
Between his shoulders, growing out of his short collar. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 77.86.108.178 |
"Hello, Alan." From KNOWING ME,KNOWING YOU, Being Roger Moore on a phone to Alan Partridge. | ||
| Adriana (Adriana) Username: Adriana Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.230.239.233 |
Yes... be afraid. Buy hi anyway, Alan. | ||
| Adriana (Adriana) Username: Adriana Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.230.239.233 |
grrr buT | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
Hi Alan What are you wearing? | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 77.86.108.178 |
The seat of his pants out? | ||
| Adriana (Adriana) Username: Adriana Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.230.239.233 |
And what colour are your eyes? | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
My, you are a weird bunch. Yet I feel oddly at home. | ||
| Adriana (Adriana) Username: Adriana Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.230.239.233 |
So I shouldn't ask if you prefer boxers or briefs? ;) | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Well, you can ask ... but I might just keep you guessing. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.143.186.238 |
Pervert. She's asking which is your favourite kind of film: Rocky or The Firm. Boxers or briefs, see? Don't know what the hell was going on in that cesspit of a mind of yours, Alan, but please keep it there if you wish to fraternise with such sophisticates as us. [burp] Excuse me. | ||
| Alansjf (Alansjf) Username: Alansjf Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 93.97.93.216 |
Actually, the answer to both questions is Commando. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 87.102.81.100 |
Let off some steeeam Bennett. And take off that ridiculous string vest. | ||
| Adriana (Adriana) Username: Adriana Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.230.239.233 |
hee hee That made me smile, GF. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 87.102.81.100 |
OH NO. Can you get to a doctor, Adriana? She smiled! Someone stitch her face back together! | ||
| Adriana (Adriana) Username: Adriana Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.230.239.233 |
Seriously - you don't want to know what my eyes have been up to. | ||
| Albie (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 87.102.117.231 |
Tum te tum te tum. |