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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 82.3.65.135
Posted on Friday, October 03, 2008 - 01:32 pm:   

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7649962.stm
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Albie (Albie)
Username: Albie

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.195.244.67
Posted on Friday, October 03, 2008 - 01:46 pm:   

I wonder if she fights crime.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 82.3.65.135
Posted on Friday, October 03, 2008 - 02:21 pm:   

No, you're thinking of PC Rowling, a constable in Bradford who earns £0.0019444p per second. One of her colleagues got shot dead a few years ago.
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Albie (Albie)
Username: Albie

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.195.236.131
Posted on Friday, October 03, 2008 - 03:04 pm:   

What better to fight the imaginary fear of crime than an imaginary hero?
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Albie (Albie)
Username: Albie

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.195.236.131
Posted on Friday, October 03, 2008 - 03:45 pm:   

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro

This explains it.
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Frank (Frank)
Username: Frank

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 79.187.206.46
Posted on Thursday, October 09, 2008 - 01:25 pm:   

Who is she?
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Tom English (Deadletterpress)
Username: Deadletterpress

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 216.54.1.35
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 05:05 am:   

Sort of gives new meaning to "potter's field"!
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.157.114.136
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 10:07 am:   

I read this interview by Richard Gere recently and he said how much it would cost to save all the poor countries of the world. It was embarrassingly small, and this is embarrassing.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 11:12 am:   

Rowling has worked hard to get where she is now - all credit to her, I say. She also does a lot for charidee (which never gets mentioned in these news items).
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 82.3.65.135
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 11:24 am:   

Yes, let's celebrate the free market at the very time it's threatening to pitch us all into chaos. The winners take it all.
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.157.114.136
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 11:26 am:   

Yeah - auctions stuff!
I dunno. I don't know how I'd be if I was very rich. I hope i'd be trying to develop the world. Thing i, Bill Gates gets some stick and yet he's practically giving all his money away.
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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 82.3.65.135
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 11:26 am:   

Even Thomas friggin Friedman can see the problem with that.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 11:37 am:   

I still think Rowling is a bit foxy, btw. :-)
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 11:54 am:   

"I don't know how I'd be if I was very rich."

I know exactly what I'd do if I was very rich.
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Frank (Frank)
Username: Frank

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 79.187.206.46
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 01:17 pm:   

Rowling, foxy...pleeeeasssse. It's her money which makes her appear that way.
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Joel (Joel)
Username: Joel

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 217.37.199.45
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 01:41 pm:   

'I know exactly what I'd do if I was very rich.'

I'd buy THE OUTSIDER AND OTHERS (the first Lovecraft book, in case you young people don't know). In dust jacket. Mostly as a medical resource: if I were ill, I would just have to touch it and I'd be healed. Goes without saying.
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 01:42 pm:   

Nope. She has that council-estate chic going on. She's a MILF.

:-)
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 01:43 pm:   

"Rowling, foxy...pleeeeasssse. It's her money which makes her appear that way."

Ahem, I fear I've said too much...particularly since my wife has begun to take the occasional peek over here. :-/
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Frank (Frank)
Username: Frank

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 79.187.206.46
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 01:44 pm:   

Mate, I've seen photos of your wife and she's lovely. She has nothing to fear but that her husband's eyesight may be impaired to either the amount of time he spends over the keyboard, or the amount of time he spends in the bathroom with the door shut
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Zed (Gary_mc)
Username: Gary_mc

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 213.219.8.243
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 02:50 pm:   

That isn't my wife. She's a Ukrainian former beauty queen I keep in a small tin box under the bed. I wheel her out for public duties; she's too afraid to leave me.

If you look carefully, she has the words "save me" inked in tiny letters on the palm of her left hand. Whenever she waves, it's a cry for help.
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Frank (Frank)
Username: Frank

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 79.187.206.46
Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 02:54 pm:   

Funny fucker. Seriously

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