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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 83.98.9.4
| | Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 05:23 pm: | |
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
HUSBAND:
F * ck .... |
Gcw (Gcw)
Username: Gcw
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 217.43.119.113
| | Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 05:42 pm: | |
Ha!
gcw |
John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert)
Username: John_l_probert
Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 90.208.214.24
| | Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 - 05:46 pm: | |
Oh that's good |
Frank (Frank)
Username: Frank
Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 79.187.206.46
| | Posted on Saturday, October 11, 2008 - 10:06 am: | |
Weber - I'd laugh mate, but unfortunately it brings back bitter, tear drenched memories. |