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Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch)
Username: Mark_lynch

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 88.110.221.72
Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 01:18 pm:   

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3159813.stm

Alas, the old standard UBE -- Unnecessary Breast examination -- isn't mentioned.
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Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch)
Username: Mark_lynch

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 88.110.221.72
Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 - 01:27 pm:   

Docter?

I dunno.
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Albie (Albie)
Username: Albie

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 212.50.191.46
Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 - 11:05 am:   

Mark? But, Baron Winterismuth said you'd be a perfect sacrifice to keep Guernsey's toy factory going...I mean...welcome back!
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Mark_lynch (Mark_lynch)
Username: Mark_lynch

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 88.110.198.232
Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 - 12:14 pm:   

I escaped because of the concenrs going on about the financial crisis, Albs. Savers' money wasn't guaranteed in the Channel Islands like over here, so there was all sorts of panic going on. Plus the price of a bag of coal (yup, they have it there too!) had gone up to £13.

So while no one was looking, we scooted around the island living off the freebies in Honesty Boxes.

Oh, okay. We paid for the stuff . . .

But it is funny. They have honesty boxes, where you deposit money for whatever goods you take, and yet there was a report inthe local paper about a guy breaking into a beachside kiosk to nick some food. Odd.

Also odd not to see the Rozzers in stab vests and carrying mace and an extendable truncheon . . .

It's not like in the norf, fella.
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Albie (Albie)
Username: Albie

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 195.195.244.67
Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 - 01:30 pm:   

But their police are EVERYONE.
You may even notice a little something in your bank account merely for being there a few weeks.
You'll also be able to get a discount on helmet wax if you take your passport in.
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.157.114.136
Posted on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 - 10:46 pm:   

That's the answer! We are all made to compulsorily join the police!

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