| Author | Message | ||
     Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
I went to the dentist yesterday. Rather than have an anaesthetic, I asked him to play relaxing music while i chanted some mantras to acheive a trance-like state. In this way I was able to transcend dental medication. Mwa ha ha ha Boom! Boom!  | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
I'll get me coat. | ||
| Allybird (Allybird) Username: Allybird Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 79.70.122.241 |
Not bad Weber - not bad :> Did he acci dental ly hurt you? | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
NOT BAD??? That's an EIGHT SYLLABLE pun!!! And all you can give it is a NOT BAD Harrumph!!! | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.230 |
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.5.9.81 |
9 syllables... Gary ahead... over to Weber.... | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.230 |
Perhaps the site we both nicked our jokes from has a 10-syllable pun...? | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 83.98.9.4 |
I didn't nick my joke from any website. I think yours was 10 syllables anyway - I'd say foyer is 2 syllables. This means war - one 17 syllable pun coming up. Warning - if you like your jokes to be good, this may damage your health. A young lady by the name of Patricia Whack was working for a bank when one day she heard a "ribbit" from the other side of the counter. she looked down and there was a frog with a small bag. It hopped onto her desk and said "I'd like a loan please." Patricia was a tad confused but she cot out the relevant paperwork. "Name please" she asked. "Kermit Jagger" said the frog. "My dad's Mick Jagger" "OK," she said, "And how much would you like to borrow?" "£20,000" said the frog. "I'm afraid we need some collateral for that size of loan Mr jagger" she said. The frog reached into its bag and pulled out a small plastic replica of the Eiffel tower. "I've got this," it said. Patricia took it from him and said that she'd have to discuss this with her manager. She took it to the manager and explained the situation. The manager asked "What's he got for collateral?" "Just this," she said, "what's it supposed to be?" the manager said... . . . . . . "It's a knick-knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a rolling stone!" | ||
| Danzinger (Albie) Username: Albie Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131 |
"No, said father, knocking the tongue out of my hand." | ||
| Frank (Frank) Username: Frank Registered: 09-2008 Posted From: 79.187.206.46 |
I think Albie is the winner. | ||
| Hubert (Hubert) Username: Hubert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.21.234.94 |
"But dad, I'm hungry!" |