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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47
| Posted on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 05:37 pm: | |
This morning I woke up and heard my cat (Balrog) running round downstairs and a sqeaking noise at intervals. I thought That's nice, he's playing with his squeaky toy. About five minutes later, lying there still groggy from sleep, I realised that he doesn't have a squeaky toy. The little sod was torturing a poor little field mouse he'd dragged in so much that it's squeaks were CLEARLY audible upstairs and through a door. This mouse wasn't even a present for me, just a pre-breakfast snack for the cat. What a little darling he is. |
Niki Flynn (Niki)
Username: Niki
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29
| Posted on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 07:07 pm: | |
Cats are evil. Did you not know that? |
Huw (Huw) Username: Huw
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 218.168.192.81
| Posted on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 07:11 pm: | |
They are entitled, since they are divine beings and the rulers of the planet, to be whatever they choose. |
Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.241.143
| Posted on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 08:15 pm: | |
Dunno what's smellier, a cat or a fieldmouse. At least field mice don't shit on my lawn. |
Niki Flynn (Niki)
Username: Niki
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29
| Posted on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 08:28 pm: | |
At least field mice don't shit on my lawn. Or in the cutlery drawer. But I still don't want a cat. |
Mick Curtis (Mick)
Username: Mick
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.5.39
| Posted on Thursday, June 04, 2009 - 08:39 pm: | |
Zed - get your own cat and then none of them (including your own) will shit on your lawn. Foxes are the problem our way, crapping everywhere. |
Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47
| Posted on Friday, June 05, 2009 - 11:08 am: | |
"Cats are evil. Did you not know that?" Of course I do. Why do you think I keep one? |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.61.140
| Posted on Friday, June 05, 2009 - 11:30 am: | |
Zed is a kind of latter-day Victor Meldrew. |
Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.219.8.243
| Posted on Friday, June 05, 2009 - 02:14 pm: | |
That's actually a compliment. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.61.140
| Posted on Friday, June 05, 2009 - 02:19 pm: | |
"Un-beee-lievable!" |