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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 06:43 pm:   

We all hate those motivational posters that bosses put up round offices - "There's No "I" in team!" "TEAM - Together Everyone Acheives More" and all that crap.

I say - there is an "I" in team - if you spell it wrong. These clever folks on the link I'm about to post have a huge range of demotivational posters. They're not all brilliantly funny but I find most of them make me grin and quite a few make me laugh out loud.

Enjoy the first truthful posters of their type...

http://despair.com/lithographs.html
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Carolinec (Carolinec)
Username: Carolinec

Registered: 06-2009
Posted From: 82.38.75.85
Posted on Wednesday, October 14, 2009 - 09:21 pm:   

Ah yes, I came across these a while ago - when someone posted a link on another board I think. They're brilliant. I think my favourite is:

"Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'Hey, is there room in your head for one more?'"
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.155.206.8
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:22 am:   

'When your best just isn't good enough.'
Ugh. I hate that one.
:-(
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.155.206.8
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:32 am:   

However I do like;
'Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.'
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:32 am:   

MISTAKES
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:33 am:   

http://despair.com/viewall.html

The full set of pictures
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Simon Bestwick (Simon_b)
Username: Simon_b

Registered: 10-2008
Posted From: 86.24.165.182
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:45 am:   

GOVERNMENT
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait till you see our solutions.

INTIMIDATION
No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.155.206.8
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 11:54 am:   

One of those mornings, eh, what with this and the tits?
:-(
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 93.96.181.75
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 12:00 pm:   

GET TO WORK
You're not being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
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Tony (Tony)
Username: Tony

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 81.155.206.8
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 12:04 pm:   

Oh - thought you were just talking to me!
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Kate (Kathleen)
Username: Kathleen

Registered: 09-2009
Posted From: 93.96.181.75
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 12:08 pm:   

Just thought it was the one that seemed to fit your mood best, Tony!
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Craig (Craig)
Username: Craig

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 75.4.248.58
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 04:11 pm:   

The best one is the one that bears the name of the website....

DESPAIR
It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
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Frank (Frank)
Username: Frank

Registered: 09-2008
Posted From: 213.158.199.71
Posted on Thursday, October 15, 2009 - 07:39 pm:   

Weber - the opening to this thread, the one about there's an I in team if you spell it wrong...classic.
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Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston)
Username: Weber_gregston

Registered: 03-2008
Posted From: 194.176.105.47
Posted on Friday, October 16, 2009 - 02:10 pm:   

Thank you, I do my best to entertain

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