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Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.66.23.11
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 05:10 pm: | |
Am I the only person who eats jelly babies and gingerbread men by nibbling the feet and arms first - leaving the head and the core body intact for as long as possible so that they stay alive for longer? |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.26.155.181
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 05:26 pm: | |
No, everybody on God's green earth does that. |
Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.66.23.11
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 05:28 pm: | |
I really wish there was a sarcasm emoticon... |
Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec
Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 05:29 pm: | |
No, they don't! I always bite off the heads first. |
Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.66.23.11
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 05:53 pm: | |
Gary, were you being sarcastic? I can't tell. This place is doing bad things to my pisstake detecting circuits. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.26.155.181
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 06:24 pm: | |
Er, I don't know. I'm all confused now. I was just saying, like, everybody does that. |
Matthew Fryer (Matthew_fryer) Username: Matthew_fryer
Registered: 08-2009 Posted From: 90.195.182.194
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 06:38 pm: | |
I'm afraid I'm a head-biter too. Abrupt, clean decapitations appeal to my sense of tidiness and efficiency. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.26.155.181
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 07:05 pm: | |
I lock my jelly babies up in the cellar for a few days first, under a glass bowl so the rats can't get to them. Then, once they're tenderized by terror, I apply a few electric volts to their nipples to add a little involuntary perkiness. Then I inject them with vodka. Finally, once they're submission enough, I eat them. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 82.26.155.181
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 07:06 pm: | |
Oh, hold on, it's not jelly babies I'm thinking of, is it? No, never mind. Forget I said anything. |
Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.184.110.38
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 07:07 pm: | |
feet first... |
Craig (Craig) Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 166.216.226.56
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 08:00 pm: | |
No, Weber, we all eat the goddamn bodies first, and THEN the arms and legs, sure, because it's SO easy to fucking do that. I mean, wtf're you.... Sorry. Guess I'm just cranky today. |
Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.147.143.79
| Posted on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 11:12 pm: | |
A lot of people like to give their jelly babies a painless and humane death by biting the head off first as opposed to nibbling of the limbs. Other people just chuck the whole thing in their mouths. Other people try to set them free. there are communities of lost jellybabies in gutters all round britain. The depths they sink to are pitiful. they'll do allsorts for a couple of quid for their next drink... |
Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec
Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129
| Posted on Saturday, July 23, 2011 - 07:43 pm: | |
All this talk of jelly babies reminds me of Tom Baker ... |
Joel (Joel) Username: Joel
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 2.24.18.244
| Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2011 - 12:43 am: | |
Why are gingerbread men so called when their maleness is not apparent? Presumably a cost-cutting measure. Or a biscuit-cutting measure. |
Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.145.133.222
| Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2011 - 01:08 am: | |
they're too flat chested to be gingerbread women. and eating gingerbread little girls would seem more than a bit creepy... |