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Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.197
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 11:48 am: | |
What other bird would cause this kind of damage? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/7523909.stm |
Albie (Albie) Username: Albie
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 12:07 pm: | |
It is still within the bounds of possibility that these birds were trained by chavs to do this. They have a lot of time on their hands. The bird man of alcatraz, anybody? Hello? He trained a stork to put his socks on for him. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.197
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 12:15 pm: | |
I blame hippies. Give nature some respect and look how she repays you. No wonder none of them want cars - all that stuff about saving the environment is a smokescreen. It's to save on expensive re-spray jobs. |
Albie (Albie) Username: Albie
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.244.67
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 12:51 pm: | |
Hippies would be my next to blame. Who knows what their LSD urine has done to our water supplies. I bet these finches had just been having a drink of water and thought they saw a giant worm. In fact it was a car. An LSD fart can give a full grown man an embolism, if he gets it in his face and inhales fully. Yet people want to blame NAZIS and Bush for these things? I blame Jesus. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.230
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 12:58 pm: | |
Actually, it's Roy Jenkins' fault. Everything's his fault. |
Joel (Joel) Username: Joel
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.149.134.59
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 01:22 pm: | |
I'm greatly relieved to find this thread doesn't concern an editor-author dispute. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.77.197
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 01:30 pm: | |
You have to laugh: "The large supermarket chain ASDA has attempted to trademark the word "chav" for a new line of confectionery. A spokeswoman said: “With slogans from characters in shows such as Little Britain and the Catherine Tate Show providing us with more and more contemporary slang, our Whatever sweets — now nicknamed chav hearts — have become very popular with kids and grown-ups alike. We thought we needed to give them some respect and have decided to trademark our sweets." |
Craig (Craig) Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.5.2.146
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 05:10 pm: | |
Just so you know: the term "chav" has absolutely, 100% not crossed over to the States. Me, I'm still more or less unclear what the hell it is you're talking about, every time I hear the term.... |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.229
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 05:14 pm: | |
A chav has no job, no real purpose in life, takes delight in promising to destroy communties, and lies a lot: I guess the equivalent in the States is Hilary Clinton. |
Gary Fry (Gary_fry)
Username: Gary_fry
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 129.11.76.229
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 05:18 pm: | |
Sorry, that joke was rubbish. |
Craig (Craig) Username: Craig
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 75.5.2.146
| Posted on Friday, July 25, 2008 - 05:25 pm: | |
Actually, that was pretty funny. Wait a minute... you've just described the Sasquatch! |
Matthew_fell (Matthew_fell) Username: Matthew_fell
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 216.232.189.45
| Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 01:29 am: | |
And, as everyone who lives in remote rural areas of North America knows, Sasquatch does, indeed exist. Saw the title of this thread, and thought I should take a look, as it seemed you might be being rude about my mate Finchey. Did I tell you that Paul's new collection GHOST REALM is at print, and will be available late August? Watch for a further announcement. Christopher |
Joel (Joel) Username: Joel
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 91.108.30.171
| Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 10:30 am: | |
Nobody, but nobody, is rude about Finchy. Not in a derogatory sense anyway. Paul wrote the scariest episode I've seen (and, I'd be willing to bet, the scariest ever) of the usually mild-mannered police series THE BILL. It's hard to pin down what makes him such a powerful writer – a mix of considered scene-setting, perceptive characterisation, confident use of supernatural themes and sheer breathtaking anger. You're never in any doubt that he means it. |
Des (Des)
Username: Des
Registered: 06-2008 Posted From: 86.163.170.232
| Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 10:41 am: | |
sheer breathtaking anger. You're never in any doubt that he means it. =============== You're never in any doubt the text means it. |
Albie (Albie) Username: Albie
Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 195.195.236.131
| Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2008 - 11:48 am: | |
Supernaturalism in THE BILL? Was that why Tosh's helmet was floating around the station that time? |