| Author | Message | ||
     Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
This morning I woke up and heard my cat (Balrog) running round downstairs and a sqeaking noise at intervals. I thought That's nice, he's playing with his squeaky toy. About five minutes later, lying there still groggy from sleep, I realised that he doesn't have a squeaky toy. The little sod was torturing a poor little field mouse he'd dragged in so much that it's squeaks were CLEARLY audible upstairs and through a door. This mouse wasn't even a present for me, just a pre-breakfast snack for the cat. What a little darling he is. | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
Cats are evil. Did you not know that? | ||
| Huw (Huw) Username: Huw Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 218.168.192.81 |
They are entitled, since they are divine beings and the rulers of the planet, to be whatever they choose.  | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 81.96.241.143 |
Dunno what's smellier, a cat or a fieldmouse. At least field mice don't shit on my lawn. | ||
| Niki Flynn (Niki) Username: Niki Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 78.32.69.29 |
At least field mice don't shit on my lawn. Or in the cutlery drawer. But I still don't want a cat. | ||
| Mick Curtis (Mick) Username: Mick Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.177.5.39 |
Zed - get your own cat and then none of them (including your own) will shit on your lawn. Foxes are the problem our way, crapping everywhere. | ||
| Weber_gregston (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.47 |
"Cats are evil. Did you not know that?" Of course I do. Why do you think I keep one? | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.61.140 |
Zed is a kind of latter-day Victor Meldrew. | ||
| Zed (Gary_mc) Username: Gary_mc Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 213.219.8.243 |
That's actually a compliment. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.26.61.140 |
"Un-beee-lievable!" |