| Author | Message | ||
     Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 194.176.105.36 |
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who can read binary, and those who can't. | ||
| John Forth (John) Username: John Registered: 05-2008 Posted From: 217.20.16.180 |
Can't think of a response. | ||
| Stephen Theaker (Stephen_theaker) Username: Stephen_theaker Registered: 12-2009 Posted From: 92.232.184.206 |
The great old ones are the best! | ||
| John Llewellyn Probert (John_l_probert) Username: John_l_probert Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.137.108.144 |
H P Lovecraft thought they were the worst | ||
| Simon Bestwick (Simon_b) Username: Simon_b Registered: 10-2008 Posted From: 86.24.209.217 |
That joke is almost as old as Cthulhu, and as agonising to the brain to behold. | ||
| Weber (Weber_gregston) Username: Weber_gregston Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 109.158.56.60 |
says fishboy in the corner there... | ||
| Kate (Kathleen) Username: Kathleen Registered: 09-2009 Posted From: 86.137.108.144 |
Rowr! | ||
| Joel (Joel) Username: Joel Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 2.24.29.29 |
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip? To get to the same side. | ||
| Gary Fry (Gary_fry) Username: Gary_fry Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 86.31.24.131 |
What's black and white and red all over? No, you're wrong. It's not a newspaper. It's a penguin in a food blender. | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.241.220.139 |
What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
I actually have to say that 10 babies nailed to a tree, is worse.... And thusly, do I contribute, for the week.  | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.241.220.139 |
And here I was afraid I'd killed the thread. Here's another one: What's brown and sticky? | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.241.220.139 |
A stick. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
Why did the baby fall out of the tree? | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
I pushed it. | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.241.220.139 |
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead hookers? | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.241.220.139 |
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
What did the screaming victim say before the knife plunged repeatedly into his neck? | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
I'm waiting. | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
(uh, that was me saying that last part, the guy telling the joke... get it?... eh, fuck it) | ||
| Craig (Craig) Username: Craig Registered: 03-2008 Posted From: 99.126.164.88 |
Looks like I win this battle Jamie! I killed the thread!  | ||
| Jamie Rosen (Jamie) Username: Jamie Registered: 11-2008 Posted From: 99.241.220.139 |
I concede to your thread-killing prowess. | ||
| Carolinec (Carolinec) Username: Carolinec Registered: 06-2009 Posted From: 92.232.199.129 |
I think it was probably dead before it started, fellas. |